Things that irritate the shit out of you

Angry Dad

Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

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Location : East Sussex

Fat people in crocs smell.

Angry Dad

Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

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Join date : 2012-01-19
Location : East Sussex

Plate Rape.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 30787
Join date : 2013-10-05
Age : 71
Location : Pooh Corner

People who ask me, when I've obviously had a haircut......"Have you had a haircut?"

Angry Dad

Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

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Join date : 2012-01-19
Location : East Sussex

Hey Bonce have you had a haircut Very Happy

Angry Dad

Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

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Location : East Sussex

Finding Wank tissues under my boy's beds.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

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Age : 71
Location : Pooh Corner

Angry Dad wrote:Finding Wank tissues under my boy's beds.

Don't they have any curtains?

Angry Dad

Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

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Location : East Sussex

boltonbonce wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Finding Wank tissues under my boy's beds.

Don't they have any curtains?

No we have wooden shutters, my brother used to wipe his hands on the curtains after wiping his arse with his hands. He would also trail it along the walls of his bedroom and once even wrote the top ten in it. My parents thought it best to say nothing in the hope he would outgrow it,he did at 14 I think it was.

rammywhite

rammywhite

Frank Worthington

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Join date : 2012-05-18
Age : 74
Location : Ramsbottom

Angry Dad wrote:Plate Rape.

WTF is that?

Angry Dad

Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

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Join date : 2012-01-19
Location : East Sussex

rammywhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Plate Rape.

WTF is that?

Taking the reg plate off a classic car for extra gain sell it then sell the car with a shitty scottish re reg, but if you google it it say's some who steals food off your plate like you don't mind if i have a chip do you or taking it when leave the table for some reason very annoying.

gloswhite

gloswhite

Guðni Bergsson

Posts : 7839
Join date : 2012-01-08
Age : 73
Location : Cheltenham

Just fancy some chips right now. and its only 10 in the morning Very Happy

rammywhite

rammywhite

Frank Worthington

Posts : 3701
Join date : 2012-05-18
Age : 74
Location : Ramsbottom

Angry Dad wrote:

rammywhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Plate Rape.

WTF is that?

Taking the reg plate off a classic car for extra gain sell it then sell the car with a shitty scottish re reg, but if you google it it say's some who steals food off your plate like you don't mind if i have a chip do you or taking it when leave the table for some reason very annoying.

Thanks AD- I've led a sheltered life but you can have a chip off my plate any time you want

rammywhite

rammywhite

Frank Worthington

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Age : 74
Location : Ramsbottom

gloswhite wrote:Just fancy some chips right now. and its only 10 in the morning

Glos -you've made me peckish, so I'm going for some cheese on toast

gloswhite

gloswhite

Guðni Bergsson

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Age : 73
Location : Cheltenham

Thinking the same way just now Very Happy

Angry Dad

Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

Posts : 5382
Join date : 2012-01-19
Location : East Sussex

rammywhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

rammywhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Plate Rape.

WTF is that?

Taking the reg plate off a classic car for extra gain sell it then sell the car with a shitty scottish re reg, but if you google it it say's some who steals food off your plate like you don't mind if i have a chip do you or taking it when leave the table for some reason very annoying.

Thanks AD- I've led a sheltered life but you can have a chip off my plate any time you want

Thanks rammy i like em long soft an greasy.

rammywhite

rammywhite

Frank Worthington

Posts : 3701
Join date : 2012-05-18
Age : 74
Location : Ramsbottom

Angry Dad wrote:

rammywhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

rammywhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Plate Rape.

WTF is that?

Taking the reg plate off a classic car for extra gain sell it then sell the car with a shitty scottish re reg, but if you google it it say's some who steals food off your plate like you don't mind if i have a chip do you or taking it when leave the table for some reason very annoying.

Thanks AD- I've led a sheltered life but you can have a chip off my plate any time you want

Thanks rammy i like em long soft an greasy.

Nat has a predilection for exactly the same

Cajunboy

Cajunboy

Frank Worthington

Posts : 3281
Join date : 2015-11-17
Age : 75
Location : Poulton-le- Fylde

boltonbonce wrote:Mariachi bands.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy

Frank Worthington

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Age : 75
Location : Poulton-le- Fylde

Angry Dad wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Finding Wank tissues under my boy's beds.

Don't they have any curtains?

No we have wooden shutters, my brother used to wipe his hands on the curtains after wiping his arse with his hands. He would also trail it along the walls of his bedroom and once even wrote the top ten in it. My parents thought it best to say nothing in the hope he would outgrow it,he did at 14 I think it was.

Was he Irish?

Cajunboy

Cajunboy

Frank Worthington

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Age : 75
Location : Poulton-le- Fylde

People who say "from the get go".

It's like "back to back"

That doesn't make sense either.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 30787
Join date : 2013-10-05
Age : 71
Location : Pooh Corner

Manufacturers who alter the names of their food to accommodate Halloween.

I've just had to buy some Scarylea cheese slices. Ridiculous.

y2johnny

y2johnny

Tony Kelly

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Age : 41

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Mariachi bands.

I was on the tube in London and a Mariachi band got on. They was ace! Brightened up on otherwise dull journey

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