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31 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 15:59

DEANO82


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The story about the man having sex with a dog is only the 2nd weirdest thing I've read today.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/partner-50-stone-woman-uses-8781359

32 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:11

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DEANO82 wrote:The story about the man having sex with a dog is only the 2nd weirdest thing I've read today.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/partner-50-stone-woman-uses-8781359

Holy shit, what's happening to people?

33 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:14

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So he's allowed to kill his wife, but it's illegal to assist in somebody's death, when they're in so much pain, and the doctors can't help any further.

And can you get a bed so big for her on the NHS?

34 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:19

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DEANO82 wrote:The story about the man having sex with a dog is only the 2nd weirdest thing I've read today.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/partner-50-stone-woman-uses-8781359
There's so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start. Bits of that story made me feel physically sick. The pictures didn't help either.

35 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:20

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Bwfc1958 wrote:
DEANO82 wrote:The story about the man having sex with a dog is only the 2nd weirdest thing I've read today.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/partner-50-stone-woman-uses-8781359
There's so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start. Bits of that story made me feel physically sick. The pictures didn't help either.
Would you?  Laughing

36 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:22

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Absolutely no problem with that if they're paying for it themselves. It's their life, their money.

Everyone needs a goal of some sort.

37 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:30

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scottjames30 wrote:
Bwfc1958 wrote:
DEANO82 wrote:The story about the man having sex with a dog is only the 2nd weirdest thing I've read today.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/partner-50-stone-woman-uses-8781359
There's so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start. Bits of that story made me feel physically sick. The pictures didn't help either.
Would you?  Laughing
I must definitely fucking wouldn't. Here's a few snippets that made me feel a bit sick. 

It’s a sexual fantasy for us and we talk about it a lot. He already has to help me get off the sofa and get me out of bed.
“If I lay down after a big dinner he has to help me roll over because my belly is too full for me to roll – it’s a big turn-on for both of us.

“I love it when he lavishes attention on me and we have a great sex life. Sometimes I go on top – he’s so strong he can handle it.”


She also realised that her size could be lucrative on the internet and started posting naked videos online for men, charging £100 a time.



Sid said I was pretty and was turned on by my flab.



The bigger I get the sexier I feel. I love my big soft belly and stuffing myself with food really turns me on.



On an average day, Monica will eat six biscuits (American scones), six sausages in a bread roll, a big bowl of sugary cereal, two weight-gain shakes, four McChicken sandwiches, four double cheeseburgers, large French fries, 30 chicken nuggets, macaroni cheese, Taco Bell takeaways and a gallon of ice cream.



The funnel feeding is what I really look forward to. I find it to be a very sexual experience and I know Sid likes it too



“I could get hit by a car tomorrow and my life would be over. 

38 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:31

Bread2.0

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Hands up if you just knocked one out reading that?

39 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:32

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Bwfc1958 wrote:I must definitely fucking wouldn't. Here's a few snippets that made me feel a bit sick. 

It's their sexual fantasy. Not my bag, but each to their own.

Post your sexual fantasy on here and I guarantee someone will feel sick reading it.

40 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:33

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I mean seriously, what the fuck is going on here. Sid is a complete weirdo if you ask me and the only life that would be over if she got hit by a car is the person driving the car and the car itself. It would be a frigging write off! 

How you can choose to live your life like this is way beyond my comprehension.

41 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:34

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Bwfc1958 wrote:“I could get hit by a car tomorrow and my life would be over. 
So would the car and the drivers I guess,

42 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:38

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Bread2.0 wrote:Hands up if you just knocked one out reading that?

43 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:40

whatsgoingon

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Bwfc1958 wrote:I mean seriously, what the fuck is going on here. Sid is a complete weirdo 
He actually looks sinister though on the pictures, he has the smug look of a complete perv. Even if it was a heart warming story about rescuing a granny's cat from up a tree he would still look like a deviant.

44 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:42

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Look at everyone judging people just because they're not like you.

Come on, someone be brave and post their sexual fantasy and let's see how you stand up against Sid.

Note to WGO: "kiss a girl before I die" is not really a sexual fantasy.

45 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:51

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I wonder how Sid does it?

46 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:52

whatsgoingon

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scottjames30 wrote:I wonder how Sid does it?
Sticks it in, slaps his arse and rides the waves.

47 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:53

whatsgoingon

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Look at everyone judging people just because they're not like you.

Come on, someone be brave and post their sexual fantasy and let's see how you stand up against Sid.

Note to WGO: "kiss a girl before I die" is not really a sexual fantasy.
I'm out then  Laughing

48 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:54

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whatsgoingon wrote:
scottjames30 wrote:I wonder how Sid does it?
Sticks it in, slaps his arse and rides the waves.
You couldn't get four feet near it pal.

49 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:54

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Look at everyone judging people just because they're not like you.

Come on, someone be brave and post their sexual fantasy and let's see how you stand up against Sid.

Note to WGO: "kiss a girl before I die" is not really a sexual fantasy.
I won't go into great detail but it involves these four things. 

  

50 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:54

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You don't want to know mine. Trust me. Razz

51 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:55

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Too late, 58's posted it already.

52 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:58

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scottjames30 wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
scottjames30 wrote:I wonder how Sid does it?
Sticks it in, slaps his arse and rides the waves.
You couldn't get four feet near it pal.
It's all about the angles, it's a geometry puzzle 

53 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:59

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Bwfc1958 wrote:I won't go into great detail but it involves these four things. 


I think I'd rather be part of Sid's fantasy.

54 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 16:59

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Sid has to be hung like an elephant.

55 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 17:02

DEANO82


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Natasha Whittam wrote:
Bwfc1958 wrote:I won't go into great detail but it involves these four things. 


I think I'd rather be part of Sid's fantasy.
You might have to lose a bit of weight.

56 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 17:04

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Look at everyone judging people just because they're not like you.

Come on, someone be brave and post their sexual fantasy and let's see how you stand up against Sid.

Note to WGO: "kiss a girl before I die" is not really a sexual fantasy.

I'll be brave and admit my own sexual fantasy would be to stand up against Sid.

That said, I am somewhat concerned for Sid's safety. It would be so easy to slip on a discarded chicken nugget, fall into the funnel and be eaten by his girlfriend. A sad end for him, a light snack for her.

57 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 17:04

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DEANO82 wrote:
You might have to lose a bit of weight.

Cheers Boggers.

58 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 17:08

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Numpty 28723 wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:Look at everyone judging people just because they're not like you.

Come on, someone be brave and post their sexual fantasy and let's see how you stand up against Sid.

Note to WGO: "kiss a girl before I die" is not really a sexual fantasy.

I'll be brave and admit my own sexual fantasy would be to stand up against Sid.

That said, I am somewhat concerned for Sid's safety. It would be so easy to slip on a discarded chicken nugget, fall into the funnel and be eaten by his girlfriend. A sad end for him, a light snack for her.
Laughing

59 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 17:09

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Natasha Whittam wrote:
DEANO82 wrote:
You might have to lose a bit of weight.

Cheers Boggers  Barb. 

60 Re: Bizarre... on Wed Sep 07 2016, 17:25

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DEANO82 wrote:The story about the man having sex with a dog is only the 2nd weirdest thing I've read today.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/partner-50-stone-woman-uses-8781359

Reminds me of that series filmed on a remote island somewhere in Scandinavia. Fahrenheit?

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