Zombie Chickens

Egg laying chickens that are past it are gassed in boxes and buried in the thousands in compost as it's the cheapest way to dispose. Terrified farmers in the American farmlands are having the shit blown outa them as vast numbers of these dead birds are climbing out of these compost piles and chasing them before dropping dead. The farmers are scared to go out after dark,they don't know why these birds are coming back to life. It is having an adverse effect on the chicken and egg industry as even the farmers are afraid to eat their own eggs now. One farmer said when you see these birds climbing out over the other dead birds and coming after them it's horrifying. As if America hasn't got enough problems right now.

Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.

Alcohol and late night posting don't mix. Just ask Breadman.

'Tis true.

Although, given the garbled ramblings we get from AD on these type of threads, I suspect he's on something a bit stronger than Carlsberg.

Drain cleaner and Ketamine probably.

i thought he'd been on mushrooms but when i googled zombie chickens it seems like it's true 

gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.

Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

Lard Lad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.

Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

Sell them a bit cheeper then.

See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.

Sluffy wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.

Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

Sell them a bit cheeper then.

Very good boss. A Yolk.

Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.

 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

Norpig wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.

 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

No, even though they know it's me  I bin a good boy!!

Maybe they are waiting for my birthday like.

Norpig wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.

 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

He asked again a couple of days back and with all that was happening I thought it best to let things try and settle down a bit rather than make any changes and possibly start things kicking off again.

Perhaps we will do it on his next birthday as his present!

I'm really bwfc71, please can you merge the two usernames.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm really bwfc71, please can you merge the two usernames.

Will do on your 33rd birthday.

Sluffy wrote:

Norpig wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.

 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

He asked again a couple of days back and with all that was happening I thought it best to let things try and settle down a bit rather than make any changes and possibly start things kicking off again.

Perhaps we will do it on his next birthday as his present!

That will be 16th of APRIL bit of a wait 

Lard Lad wrote:

Sluffy wrote:

Norpig wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.

 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

He asked again a couple of days back and with all that was happening I thought it best to let things try and settle down a bit rather than make any changes and possibly start things kicking off again.

Perhaps we will do it on his next birthday as his present!

That will be 16th of APRIL bit of a wait 

Don't worry mate, you'll always be AD to us 

Lard Lad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.

Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

Sell them to KFC then they're twice the size of theirs

whatsgoingon wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.

Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

Sell them to KFC then they're twice the size of theirs

wasn't there a rumour that their chickens came out of a lab with no heads or feet.

Lard Lad wrote:

whatsgoingon wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.

Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

Sell them to KFC then they're twice the size of theirs

wasn't there a rumour that their chickens came out of a lab with no heads or feet.

Did they roll out ?