Annoying eating habits.

A friend of mine eats chocolate biscuits chocolate side down. For some reason this annoys me more than it ought to. It's got to the point where I make sure there are no such biscuits available if he pops in for a brew.
He also eats mashed potato with a spoon. Another thing that sets me on edge.
Anyone who has fried egg and beans on the same plate can also do one.

boltonbonce wrote:A friend of mine eats chocolate biscuits chocolate side down. For some reason this annoys me more than it ought to. It's got to the point where I make sure there are no such biscuits available if he pops in for a brew.
He also eats mashed potato with a spoon. Another thing that sets me on edge.
Anyone who has fried egg and beans on the same plate can also do one.

I like beans and egg on toast, on a plate, does that count?

Agreed also like beans and toast with and egg on top. 

Annoying eating habits (they really annoy me)

Eating with your mouth open
Eating loudly
Talking with food in your mouth

Fried egg should only ever be served with chilli sauce.

My brother and I spent many childhood hours trying pretty odd stuff. Off the top of my head.

Raw jelly.
Raw oxo.
Peas on toast.
Sugar butties.
HP sauce butties.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:

Eating with your mouth open
Eating loudly
Talking with food in your mouth

All of the above plus people eating popcorn (especially in cinemas) and chewing gum.

Finishing a bag of crisps, then tipping the crumbs into your mouth. Face it, the bag is empty. Those crumbs just aren't gonna do it.

boltonbonce wrote:Finishing a bag of crisps, then tipping the crumbs into your mouth. Face it, the bag is empty. Those crumbs just aren't gonna do it.

 Mrs Pig is a crisp addict and does this and sometimes wets her finger to lick the crumbs out of the bag 

Norpig wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Finishing a bag of crisps, then tipping the crumbs into your mouth. Face it, the bag is empty. Those crumbs just aren't gonna do it.

 Mrs Pig is a crisp addict and does this and sometimes wets her finger to lick the crumbs out of the bag 

I like her style.

She knows she's getting her money's worth!

Crisps get you like that I suppose. I've succumbed myself on occasion.

My brother always shared his crisps if there were a few of them. However, he would crush the packet slightly before offering them. People soon learned not to bother asking again 

As kids my friend and I used to crush up and eat Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodles without water.

Mrs Pig and the kids always kick off when i eat pickled cockles and mussels and scampi fries (not together i might add i'm not a complete savage) 

After many years living in the US I still find it strange to see adults cutting up all the food on their plate and then eating it all with just a fork. Surely that should stop at the age of 6?

That's right Fin. The average age of all the Americans I've seen on TV equates to about 6 years of age  

People who cover their mouth with a hand while chewing it looks wierd.

Does anyone on here enjoy one of these?



If so you need to take a good hard look in the mirror to see where it all went wrong!

What the hell is that?

boltonbonce wrote:What the hell is that?

A Pot Noodle sandwich.

karlypants wrote:

A Pot Noodle sandwich.

I'm right off my dinner now.