Annoying eating habits.

karlypants wrote:Does anyone on here enjoy one of these?



If so you need to take a good hard look in the mirror to see where it all went wrong!

Fin would love this looking at his earlier post 

The missus has a large chest, bless her - and 37%* of the time we are dining out at a restaurant or with friends, she spills food down her often white top and wears her stains with pride for the rest of the evening. I suggested leaning forward more.....only once......many years ago......

More amusing than annoying TBH.


* Doesn't spill 51%
* Misses boobs but lands in lap 5%
* Narrow miss - lands on floor 4%
* Clears boobs and lap and lands on the table 3%

sunlight wrote:

wanderlust wrote:The missus has a large chest, bless her - and 37%* of the time we are dining out at a restaurant or with friends, she spills food down her often white top and wears her stains with pride for the rest of the evening. I suggested leaning forward more.....only once......many years ago......

More amusing than annoying TBH.


* Doesn't spill 51%
* Misses boobs but lands in lap 5%
* Narrow miss - lands on floor 4%
* Clears boobs and lap and lands on the table 3%

Is it not time you invested in one of these?...

karlypants wrote:

Is it not time you invested in one of these?...

I enjoy life too much to even consider suggesting it.

wanderlust wrote:The missus has a large chest, bless her - and 37%* of the time we are dining out at a restaurant or with friends, she spills food down her often white top and wears her stains with pride for the rest of the evening. I suggested leaning forward more.....only once......many years ago......

More amusing than annoying TBH.


* Doesn't spill 51%
* Misses boobs but lands in lap 5%
* Narrow miss - lands on floor 4%
* Clears boobs and lap and lands on the table 3%

I hope your beloved never reads this thread.

Your days would be numbered.

Cajunboy wrote:
I hope your beloved never reads this thread.

Your days would be numbered.

They are already amigo

Greggs Paties, in the News today, have told their staff that they must cut hours or face job cuts. Only a couple of days ago they were telling staff that they were going to be given roller-skates to go doing deliveries on.
I am wondering if they are going to give their bosses Kubelwagens to check up on them.