Things that irritate the shit out of you

Amazon constantly asking me to 'review your delivery'.

Man/woman arrived in a van and handed me a package. What can I say? 

Excessive aggrandisement e.g. we used to have football stars - now they have to be "superstars" or nothing. Is that somehow better than a star?

And TV cooks who talk about ingredients as if they've only just discovered their existence and have fallen in love e.g. "we'll add some this beautiful cauliflower to compliment this amazing lamb on our gorgeous designer plate and then stick the whole lot into our sensuous gobs"

Not every cabbage is beautiful. Just saying.

Students, Manchester is now overrun with them and doing my head in! Clogging up the buses and generally being a pain in the arse.

Norpig wrote:Students, Manchester is now overrun with them and doing my head in! Clogging up the buses and generally being a pain in the arse.

That's not just annoying - it's superannoying.

This is so fucking annoying.

Those bloody Newman viagra adverts that have now ended up on the radio!

karlypants wrote:Those bloody Newman viagra adverts that have now ended up on the radio!

Not heard it. Perhaps they've started targeted advertising just for you?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:Those bloody Newman viagra adverts that have now ended up on the radio!

Not heard it. Perhaps they've started targeted advertising just for you?

what are you trying to say?

My love length is up and down like next doors curtains!

karlypants wrote:My love length is up and down like next doors curtains!

I can't believe you put that image in my head just as I'm waiting for my spicy sausage to cook.

Straight in the bin.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:My love length is up and down like next doors curtains!

I can't believe you put that image in my head just as I'm waiting for my spicy sausage to cook.

Straight in the bin.

Hope you don't gag on it!

Mods who come back from a break and carry on exactly where they left off and lock my threads 

Anyone too proud to admit they made a mistake. Bloody annoying that.

wanderlust wrote:Excessive aggrandisement e.g. we used to have football stars - now they have to be "superstars" or nothing. Is that somehow better than a star?

And TV cooks who talk about ingredients as if they've only just discovered their existence and have fallen in love e.g. "we'll add some this beautiful cauliflower to compliment this amazing lamb on our gorgeous designer plate and then stick the whole lot into our sensuous gobs"

Not every cabbage is beautiful. Just saying.

I couldn't agree more with you Lusty.  

Everyone is a fcuking HERO now.

The guy who takes my wheelie bins out is not a hero, he is just doing his job.

Why can't people get a grip and develope a fcuking backbone.

Is it just on mine or is the migrant thread locked for everyone??

Whitesince63 wrote:Is it just on mine or is the migrant thread locked for everyone??

It is locked, our glorious leader is back and hasn't calmed down while he's been away 

Yes, it's locked.

STRANGE!!!!!!!!!



Is SLUFFY having a BORIS moment?

Thanks guys, though since the migrant crisis is the topic of the moment, it seems odd for it to be blocked. I haven’t seen any issues on it so far or people going OTT but I’m sure Sluffy has his reasons?

Cajunboy wrote:Yes, it's locked.

STRANGE!!!!!!!!!



Is SLUFFY having a BORIS moment?

Oh no it isn't

Gratuitous use of foul language annoys me.

I was stood at a pedestrian crossing the other morning. There were two younger women stood together in front of me. One was pushing a pram; the other had a half-consumed bottle of something in her hand. I kept as much distance as I could but their conversation was loud with every other word beginning with an 'f' and ending in a 'g'.  I thought about the child in the pram.

People who hold up traffic for fish and chips.