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doffcocker wrote:Tim Ream is a regular shopper at my local ASDA.

He seems to spend large periods of time in each aisle, making highly calculated decisions.
The other day, for instance, he spent approximately 7 minutes deciding on an appropriate indigestion remedy. Where the average high earner would opt automatically for the Gaviscon, he toyed with the idea of taking the supermarket's own.

The minute I picked up on this indecisiveness, I realised he would never make it at the top level.

chipbutty wrote:I have never met Owen Coyle and I think I can say that the same goes for nine out of ten posters on here. But I do think that Mr. Coyle is a very nice man indeed, possibly the nicest man that has ever lived.

jayjay23 wrote:My girlfriend...