If they ain't cute and small I'm not interested

Women's feet , can't stand anything over size 5 and they have to be nice or I ain't interested . I think big feet on women is the worst thing ok a 6 might get through if she's a stunner but that's the absolute limit. I read that uma thurman was a size 11 what a nightmare fuckin sideshow bob! Be interested to find out what other bloke's requirements are?

I can't say I have ever given a thought to female plates of meat. Where there's a hole there's hope.

Reebok Trotter wrote: Where there's a hole there's hope.

I didn't realise you are so fussy RT. Partial to a brain myself.

Oh dear, AD has a foot fetish.

Short hair is out as well.

I bet Natasha has big feet.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I bet Natasha has big feet.

Might find out tomorrow as we're hoping to unveil an exclusive photo of her - and no she doesn't know we have taken it!

Angry Dad wrote:Short hair is out as well.

Really? I like a well-trimmed bush.

Sluffy wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I bet Natasha has big feet.

Might find out tomorrow as we're hoping to unveil an exclusive photo of her - and no she doesn't know we have taken it!

Prepare to be sued. She's a tetchy one.

wanderlust wrote:

Sluffy wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I bet Natasha has big feet.

Might find out tomorrow as we're hoping to unveil an exclusive photo of her - and no she doesn't know we have taken it!

Prepare to be sued. She's a tetchy one.

I think we've caught her best side, so hopefully she will be happy with it!

Sluffy wrote:Might find out tomorrow as we're hoping to unveil an exclusive photo of her - and no she doesn't know we have taken it!

I thought I saw a camera flash in the tree outside my bedroom window. I presumed it was Amos.

I hope Nuggy isn't in the photo, it could be embarrassing.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Sluffy wrote:Might find out tomorrow as we're hoping to unveil an exclusive photo of her - and no she doesn't know we have taken it!

I thought I saw a camera flash in the tree outside my bedroom window. I presumed it was Amos.

I hope Nuggy isn't in the photo, it could be embarrassing.

Cheek of it - I don't climb trees, I just use long lenses. So far I have over 47,000 photos of Natasha from waking up to falling asleep!



Ooops I said too much

Angry Dad wrote:Short hair is out as well.

The only thing I look for in a woman is a pulse.

Did you know Kelly brook is size 9 1/2?

I just know that this picture is going to be a disappointment - if it's ever published. I'll bet there are no feet on it whatsoever.

We've all seen Nats tits. I can't imagine this picture is going to be more arousing than that.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:We've all seen Nats tits. I can't imagine this picture is going to be more arousing than that.

I didn't find the last one arousing. You are too easily pleased.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:We've all seen Nats tits. I can't imagine this picture is going to be more arousing than that.

I didn't find the last one arousing. You are too easily pleased.

You don't find photos of recent breast enhancements, scars and all arousing?

Odd fellow.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:We've all seen Nats tits. I can't imagine this picture is going to be more arousing than that.

I didn't find the last one arousing. You are too easily pleased.

You don't find photos of recent breast enhancements, scars and all arousing?

Odd fellow.

You find photos of whittams man boobs arousing?

Odd fellow.

That picture of Nats tits made me feel ill, fecking horrible they are.