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Hey Leeds I'm off to London now and the states tomorrow for three weeks, Miami I might tell you about the woman that looks after my villa when I get back. You got three weeks to prepare yourself.
Have You Had A Threesome?
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42 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 09:44
Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
Angry Dad wrote:Yes last weekend at a hotel in Alderley Edge stayed for the weekend to get her friend pregnant.
This is a bad idea imo. Shag her by all means. Get stuck in. Don't get her pregnant though.
Some crazy bird wanted me to impregnate her last year. I decided against it because no matter how friendly you are with her now she'll end up taking you to the cleaners when the child is born.
You'll not be going to Miami or owning a villa by the time she's finished with you.
43 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 10:15
mark leach
Andy Walker
Angry Dad wrote:Yes last weekend at a hotel in Alderley Edge stayed for the weekend to get her friend pregnant. She came to our room after dinner and late drinks and we had a lovely time that first night, the best bit for me was falling asleep between two lovely women.Then waking up with a real boner and doing them both in the morning and her friend twice more one sunday night and again monday morning to make sure. If by some fluke it did not work we go again. Life's sweet at the moment.
Are you Bolton hater in disguise?
44 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 10:38
Swintonwhite89
Mario Jardel
Some crazy bastards on here.
FWIW I have never done either MMF or FFM - I can barely satisfy 1 bird, never mind 2!
FWIW I have never done either MMF or FFM - I can barely satisfy 1 bird, never mind 2!
45 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 10:49
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Swintonwhite89 wrote:Some crazy bastards on here.
You are one of the sane ones!
46 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 11:34
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
But you also have two hands and a tongue (I assume). What on earth do you think God gave them to you for if it wasn't for giving pleasure to ladies and making them feel wonderful?Reebok Trotter wrote:As I was only blessed with one pecker I have never seen the attraction tbh. In this kind of scenario which lucky recipient gets the benefit of the vinegar stroke?
47 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 11:39
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
I am incapable of multi-tasking, so my wife tells me. I have never had a threesome and they do say that you don't miss what you have never had.
48 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 12:21
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
I imagine a six-fingered Blackburn boy could be as popular with the ladies as the guy who can lick his eyebrows.Bolton Hater wrote:I've had at least twenty 3somes. Just last week I was banging this slag from Darwen when her chubby mum comes home and joins in.
49 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 13:34
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wanderlust wrote:
I imagine a six-fingered Blackburn boy could be as popular with the ladies as the guy who can lick his eyebrows.
I have five fingers on each hand, and a knob the width of a fist.
The ladies love me long time.
50 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 13:43
Swintonwhite89
Mario Jardel
Bolton Hater wrote:wanderlust wrote:
I imagine a six-fingered Blackburn boy could be as popular with the ladies as the guy who can lick his eyebrows.
I have five fingers on each shoulder, and a areshole the width of a fist.
The ladboys love me long time.
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51 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 14:40
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Come on Swinton. The cock is not having a good week since "Bow down to the next FA Cup winners" hit our screens like the defiant squawk of a drowning chicken. This is not a good time for home truths. Show a bit of sympathy.Swintonwhite89 wrote:Bolton Hater wrote:wanderlust wrote:
I imagine a six-fingered Blackburn boy could be as popular with the ladies as the guy who can lick his eyebrows.
I have five fingers on each shoulder, and a areshole the width of a fist.
The ladboys love me long time.
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52 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 16:00
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:That's unlikely Deirdre you've had two fucking weeks to show me what you can do with your fists and that's not happened and never is ,your good with your gob though that's for sure . The only time you use your dick is when you have a flaccid wank you wanker. I'm done with you it's going nowhere so don't waste your time anymore.scottjames30 wrote:Angry Dad wrote:Yes last weekend at a hotel in Alderley Edge stayed for the weekend to get her friend pregnant. She came to our room after dinner and late drinks and we had a lovely time that first night, the best bit for me was falling asleep between two lovely women.Then waking up with a real boner and doing them both in the morning and her friend twice more one sunday night and again monday morning to make sure. If by some fluke it did not work we go again. Life's sweet at the moment.
If you still can't, I'll do it.
It will only take me two minutes
I would beat you black and blue you fucking prick.
Don't start, because I will meet you and take your head off.
You fucking retard, you are nothing.
if you think you are fit enough, and can battle, you know what to do old man.
54 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 16:22
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:Hey Leeds I'm off to London now and the states tomorrow for three weeks, Miami I might tell you about the woman that looks after my villa when I get back. You got three weeks to prepare yourself.
Fucking hell, old man. You're good at you're job are you.
I bet you're client won't be happy, you're telling everybody on a forum where he\she's going.
55 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 16:38
Swintonwhite89
Mario Jardel
wanderlust wrote:Come on Swinton. The cock is not having a good week since "Bow down to the next FA Cup winners" hit our screens like the defiant squawk of a drowning chicken. This is not a good time for home truths. Show a bit of sympathy.Swintonwhite89 wrote:Bolton Hater wrote:wanderlust wrote:
I imagine a six-fingered Blackburn boy could be as popular with the ladies as the guy who can lick his eyebrows.
I have five fingers on each shoulder, and a areshole the width of a fist.
The ladboys love me long time.
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I am being sympathetic.
He'd probably want to kill me if I was taking the piss.
56 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 16:40
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Why is there so much violence on this site?
57 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 16:47
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Virtual testosterone = virtual violence.Natasha Whittam wrote:Why is there so much violence on this site?
I blame video games.
58 Re: Have You Had A Threesome? Fri Mar 15 2013, 16:49
Swintonwhite89
Mario Jardel
I think this is quite laid back in comparison to some other sites I used to post on.
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