What an absolute load of utter shite. I am still seething.
Dougie Freedman you are a bellend. An absolute bellend. You are supposed to play your best team, not your worst. The bench was better than the starting 11 you plonker.
Fuck me Bogdan is shite. First cross of the game, no one around him under no pressure and he spills it. When will Freedman learn that you need a safe pair of hands between the posts? Lonergan may not be sexy but he doesn't drop clangers. I don't care about age, Bogdan is shit.
The defence was every bit as bad as I thought it would be. Only Freedman thought a Wheater/Knight partnership would do the business. Burnley 1-up thanks to, yes you've guessed it, a cock up from both of them. They are too slow to play together. Burnley don't even have any pace, imagine playing against DJ Campbell or Holliett - they'd tear us apart.
Baptiste was solid to be fair, but Tierney was bloody awful. Burnley seemed to have the freedom of their right hand side. Tierney clearly thinks the way to defend is to mark no one and shout a lot. Twat. I'd bring Barry Cowdrill out of retirement right now.
Fucking midfield!! What a bunch of useless twats. Keith Andrews fuck off!! What a disaster of a player. You dropped him last season Freedman, why bring him back now? I seriously think a real Irish donkey would have done better. Did Andrews touch the ball more than 8 times? And of those 8 times, did he pass to Burnley every time? Yes he did.
Chung Lee can fuck off as well. He's been shit for two years now. People keep making excuses for his shit play but his injury was fucking ages ago. He can't pass, can't control the ball, is unfit, and is the worst crosser of the ball I have ever seen. What did he do all Summer? Fuck off.
Medo you fucking bellend, what a useless tosser. Why have we signed another wanker who can't pass the ball forward. All he did for 90 minutes was pass the ball sideways. He's like a slim John Barnes without the rapping skills. Useless fanny.
Eagles you soft twat. You're a decent player at this shit level but you are too greedy and still can't cross the ball with pace. Stop looping them into the box and give the forwards a chance. I knew you'd go off injured you wanker. No balls.
Fair play to Pratley, he was decent first half, but being a Bolton player he wasn't going to keep it up for 90 minutes. It didn't help that Freedman put him on the wing though.
Beckford you lazy muthafuka. I put in more effort walking from my car to the ground. Yes, the service was absolute shit but when you did have a chance to run into space you didn't. Two more games like that and you'll be getting the Sordell treatment, and your girlfriend will be on Twitter calling Bolton fans bullies and wanting to move back to Leicester where she can shoplift with her friends.
Fuck off Ngog you lanky wanker. You are shit. But at least one myth was put to bed today, the myth that you can control a ball and hold it up. Every single time you received a pass you failed to control it. This is the fucking Championship, not fucking Paris Under 9's, you should have mastered controlling a ball by now. Just fuck off back to France and open a frog shop.
Fair play to Craig Davies, the only Bolton player to look like he gave a shit. He should start next week.
But the biggest twat of the day was definitely Freedman. It's a long time since I've seen a team so devoid of passion, talent and effort so every credit to the manager. Shit team, shit tactics, and some ridiculous substitutes.
Fuck off.
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