Horse People

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 34087
Join date : 2012-01-04
Age : 40

I hate horse people.

Not people that look like horses, but people who ride horses.

Horses should be in a field, not on the fucking roads. Once again today I was late for a client because two horse twats were riding their beasts two abreast in the middle of the fucking main road.

I've heard horse twats say they love horses because it gets them out in the countryside, so why do they feel the need to ride their horses on the fucking road?

And the shit! Oh the shit! If I took my dog McGinlay down fucking Deansgate and let him shit everywhere I'd be fucking arrested and fined. It seems horse twats can get away with their beasts doing huge shits in the road. The world has gone mad.

Do you hate horse twats? Do they stop you from living your life?

Guest

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Do you hate horse twats?
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As I've never really watched much equine porn, I don't really feel qualified to give an opinion.

I have, however, seen quite a lot of badger porn and their fannies are minging.

And you get TB to go with your Syphilis.

Dirty badger bastards.......

karlypants

karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 37179
Join date : 2012-08-04

Breadman wrote:Do you hate horse twats?
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As I've never really watched much equine porn, I don't really feel qualified to give an opinion.

I have, however, seen quite a lot of badger porn and their fannies are minging.

And you get TB to go with your Syphilis.

Dirty badger bastards.......

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 34087
Join date : 2012-01-04
Age : 40

Once again a serious thread ruined by a twat. Probably a horse twat.

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo

Youri Djorkaeff

Posts : 5794
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 58
Location : North Devon

I have Horses ::FU::

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 34087
Join date : 2012-01-04
Age : 40

Mr Magoo wrote:I have Horses

As usual, you make my point perfectly Magoo.

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo

Youri Djorkaeff

Posts : 5794
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 58
Location : North Devon

I do not think so wonky Tits, I do not ride them my other half does.
But never on the roads as we have lots of bridle ways here.
So ::FU::

Guest

Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:Once again a serious thread ruined by a twat. Probably a horse twat.

Oi, Saggy Tits!

I do not have a horse twat, as I am a bloke.

I have a manly penis.

And it's fucking huge.

Almost as huge as your massive beak.

So fuck off.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 34087
Join date : 2012-01-04
Age : 40

You do realise that's not me?

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Of course it's you, why on earth would you use a picture of someone else?

Dumbass......

kennster

kennster

Nicolas Anelka

Posts : 381
Join date : 2013-06-01
Age : 26

In the nice side of Breightmet we have horses walking around all the time. They shit where they want, they slow down traffic, I want them banned.

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 23694
Join date : 2012-01-02
Location : Broadmoor

kennster wrote:In the nice side of Breightmet

And which side would that be?

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 34087
Join date : 2012-01-04
Age : 40

Breadman wrote:Of course it's you, why on earth would you use a picture of someone else?

Dumbass......

You're awfully cocky for such a newbie. Do you know who I am? I am legendary in these parts.

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 23694
Join date : 2012-01-02
Location : Broadmoor

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I have Horses

As usual, you make my point perfectly Magoo.

Guest

Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Of course it's you, why on earth would you use a picture of someone else?

Dumbass......

You're awfully cocky for such a newbie. Do you know who I am? I am legendary in these parts.

"These parts" presumably being your bedsit....?

wanderlust

wanderlust

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 22910
Join date : 2012-01-12

Breadman wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Of course it's you, why on earth would you use a picture of someone else?

Dumbass......

You're awfully cocky for such a newbie. Do you know who I am? I am legendary in these parts.

"These parts" presumably being your bedsit....?

I hope so. I think I prefer Nat's reference to "these parts" being geographical rather than anatomical.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 34087
Join date : 2012-01-04
Age : 40

Breadman wrote:
"These parts" presumably being your bedsit....?

I reside at the top of Whittam Towers on the docks at Preston. I rub shoulders with footballers, actors and thespians. I can see the floodlights from Deepdale out of my living room window, scene of the greatest volley of all time in 1994.

scottjames30

scottjames30

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 14235
Join date : 2013-02-17
Age : 108
Location : Top Dog.

They've got a Nandos in Preston, I've been once, stayed in the premier inn opposite a couple of nightclubs.

It was well posh.

doffcocker

doffcocker

Ivan Campo

Posts : 4968
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 31
Location : Halliwell

Natasha Whittam wrote:
I reside ~~at the top of Whittam Towers on the docks at Preston~~ on Montserrat Road, Heaton. I rub shoulders with ~~footballers, actors and thespians~~ but common folk including thieves, benefit scroungers and drug users. I can see ~~the floodlights from Deepdale~~ Johnson Fold Mcdonalds out of my living room window, scene of my last sexual encounter in 1994.

scottjames30

scottjames30

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 14235
Join date : 2013-02-17
Age : 108
Location : Top Dog.

doffcocker wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:
I reside ~~at the top of Whittam Towers on the docks at Preston~~ on Montserrat Road, Heaton. I rub shoulders with ~~footballers, actors and thespians~~ but common folk including thieves, benefit scroungers and drug users. I can see ~~the floodlights from Deepdale~~ Johnson Fold Mcdonalds out of my living room window, scene of my last sexual encounter in 1994.

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