Pick our Slogan

Ok, here are a selection of the best quotes sent in - so which do you think is the best of the bunch?

Poll to end after next Saturdays match.

Don't forget to vote!

It was a hard choice but have gone for number 2, although would be better if the word visit was removed!   

From a marketing standpoint, Option 3 has it all.

Grab your nuts - Nuts = balls. A play on words is the bedrock of effective marketing. And we all like to feel our balls. A lot..........We're men.

It's got "everyday" in there, so that's the imperative to visit and keep coming back. Always good as a subliminal message.

And it's got the web address in the tag-line.

I'd suggest a Bolton badge to emphasize what the site's all about, but Garty might not like that.

(If it's got a Bolton badge on it, he wants his share....)

And it rthymes...

Spot on.

I can almost hear Stacey Solomon singing it in the advert.

You are never going to sell enough of them, it will be BN big embarrassment of the decade.

Enough of them for what?

To fill an order.

Breadman wrote:Spot on.

I can almost hear Stacey Solomon singing it in the advert.

Your getting confused with Iceland here Breadman.

We don't really want to be associated with a dim wit like her!   

Mr Magoo wrote:To fill an order.

Magoo, where is the positivity?

You seem to be a very negative man...

If we put a pic of Nats tits on them...I'm sure magoo will buy a shit load

Mr Magoo wrote:You are never going to sell enough of them, it will be BN big embarrassment of the decade.

Obviously, they won't be stocked in JD Sports, but that's not really the point, is it?

WE'D know and that's what counts.

If it was about making money, this site would be sponsored by Uncle Phil's Super Magic Dream Factory, wherein you invest massively, lose money every year, employ dickheads in key positions, have to listen to Uncle Phil talking absolute shit about what he's doing with your money...and then smile and say "Yeah.....It's all good."

BoltonTillIDie wrote:If we put a pic of Nats tits on them...I'm sure magoo will buy a shit load

Too true that!   

Get on with it you queers.  

i've gone for number 3 as well, is this for a mug or t-shirt (or both)?

I was thinking that putting Nats wonky ones on a mug wouldn't be very practical.
You would always be trying to straighten them up, and would end up spilling the contents. (Could you get ones that got bigger, with hot tea or coffee, as you could get them to be the same size).   

We could have a new slogan, 'Disappointed with Wonky Whittam's ?, Check out our Nuts !'

gloswhite wrote:I was thinking that putting Nats wonky ones on a mug wouldn't be very practical.
You would always be trying to straighten them up, and would end up spilling the contents. (Could you get ones that got bigger, with hot tea or coffee, as you could get them to be the same size).   

We could have a new slogan, 'Disappointed with Wonky Whittam's ?, Check out our Nuts !'

I love that one!   

 

Glos did someone help you with that.