What's the worst thing that could happen while you are having sex.

Lady farts while you are licking the button.

In Magoo's case,she starts to deflate.

boltonbonce wrote:In Magoo's case,she starts to deflate.

  

She wakes up?

Back in my single days this bird was doing a 69 she was on top and this yellow evil smelling puss leaked out onto my face and I threw up and threw her out her name was Jessica it was a right babe but I later. found out it was not right in the head.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:She wakes up?

   Coitus interruptus for me.

Coitus interruptus? Sounds like a failed gladiator!

Angry Dad wrote:Back in my single days this bird was doing a 69 she was on top and this yellow evil smelling puss leaked out onto my face and I threw up and threw her out her name was Jessica it was a right babe but I later. found out it was not right in the head.

Did you not suss her out beforehand? I'm guessing there must have been some prior foreplay? I really don't think I could sleep with a stupid woman no matter how pretty she was.

My biggest problem was always after the event and they wanted to have a chat. There is a time and a place for everything but as far as I am concerned, after the vinegar stroke it is bedtime.

I did'nt because I was well bladdered but I soon sobered up when that happened.

Angry Dad wrote:I did'nt because I was well bladdered but I soon sobered up when that happened.

Pissed or not, I would have thought your nasal cavities would have given you the heads up when they started screaming get me out of here!

boltonbonce wrote:In Magoo's case,she starts to deflate.

Arsehole  

6 stitches in your bellend  

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:In Magoo's case,she starts to deflate.

Arsehole  

Sorry Magoo,I feel like a cad. 

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:I did'nt because I was well bladdered but I soon sobered up when that happened.

Pissed or not, I would have thought your nasal cavities would have given you the heads up when they started screaming get me out of here!

No just pulled her kecks to one side then it hit me I did'nt fuckin hang about then that was the first sign something was wrong.

Mr Magoo wrote:6 stitches in your bellend  

I'm confused Magoo, who's banjo sting has gone?

Her husband walking in on us with a gun in hand.

She confesses to having the Aids virus,

I'm surprised Magoo hasn't said "The farmer turns up and catches you in his sheep-pen."

Getting cramp in my upper leg thigh just at the point of reaching climax!!!

Collapsing dick- it can happen at our age!!