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What's the worst thing that could happen while you are having sex.

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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

rammywhite wrote:Collapsing dick- it can happen at our age!!
Collapsing dick?

Is that when you lose your hard on?

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

karlypants wrote:
rammywhite wrote:Collapsing dick- it can happen at our age!!
Collapsing dick?

Is that when you lose your hard on, I struggle to get a hard on, am I gay.
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Do gay men not get erections?

How do they do "it" then......?

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I am sure you could tell us Bread, you rear gunner.

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I've never had anything untoward up my pumper, Magoo.

I'm a bum virgin and I shall die that way.

It's for dropping things out of, not shoving things up.......

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

karlypants wrote:
rammywhite wrote:Collapsing dick- it can happen at our age!!
Collapsing dick?

Is that when you lose your hard on?

Got in in one!...or rather had it in one, but it's in one no longer

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

No has said... die/she dies? Surely thats the worst thing that can happen during anything if you're a human.

Keegan

Keegan
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Not necessarily. If you have a fatal illness with excruciating pain, death can't be worse than continuing in that situation.

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Guest


Guest

The worst thing that could happen....?

Freedman could walk into the bedroom and say "Look at my new contract - I've just extended my stay at Bolton for another four years."

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Bread when you going on holibobs,  Very Happy

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Guest

Friday morning - why?

I've got nowt worth nicking in the house.

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I miss you already  sunny  ::FU::

Guest


Guest

Do you want to come with us?

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Feck off you groomer  :trust:

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Back on topic, call her the wrong name.  Embarassed

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

She calls you the wrong name  Very Happy

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Friday morning - why?

I've got nowt worth nicking in the house.

 lol! 

Bolton Nuts


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When taking her from the back you reach around the front and grab hold of her willy. 

I imagine that is almost worse than her being dead. 
At least if she's just dead you can still finish.

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Guest

"I imagine that is almost worse than her being dead. 
At least if she's just dead you can still finish."


Wrong on so many levels......


Do the local plod know about you?

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Come on bread. I just know you get this kind of humor.

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