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Missing airplane (Boeing 777)

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81Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 18:28

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It's a shame the little guy from Fantasy Island isn't around any more. He was shit hot at finding planes.

82Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:10

Sluffy

Sluffy
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Missing Malaysia plane: 10 theories examined -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26609687

Worth a read if you are intereted in stuff like this.

83Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:22

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The Twilight Zone. 20 minutes worth watching if you like a plane mystery.

84Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:22

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It turns out that the pilot is a big supporter of the opposition leader who was sentenced to 5 years in prison for gay sex ( which is still illegal in Malaysia )

If this is a protest against Homophobia then I would expect an organisation like Stonewall to have some knowledge.

85Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:31

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I reckon that Daniel Craig was on board going to China to save a load of child slaves working in a sweat shop making toys for ToysRus.

There was a big fight on board with Craig, Daniel Craig and a Chinese agent with a lazy eye and the ability to fire daggers from his fingernails.

Craig, Daniel Craig managed to take control of the aircraft but he had to land it in Kyrgyzstan 100 miles from the border with China, they were all then kidnapped by an extremist goat herding group.

Craig, Daniel Craig is currently being tortured but he has everything under control. He just needs to get hold of his special pen that Q gave to him, it has the ability to freeze time and write in Welsh.

86Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Copper Dragon wrote:I reckon that Daniel Craig was on board going to China to save a load of child slaves working in a sweat shop making toys for ToysRus.

There was a big fight on board with Craig, Daniel Craig and a Chinese agent with a lazy eye and the ability to fire daggers from his fingernails.

Craig, Daniel Craig managed to take control of the aircraft but he had to land it in Kyrgyzstan 100 miles from the border with China, they were all then kidnapped by an extremist goat herding group.

Craig, Daniel Craig is currently being tortured but he has everything under control. He just needs to get hold of his special pen that Q gave to him, it has the ability to freeze time and write in Welsh.

Sounds plausible.

87Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:35

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When you put it like that, CD, I suddenly started thinking: "Missing plane mystery...? What mystery?"

Cheers for the first truly rational explanation I've thus far heard.

It all seems so obvious now....... Very Happy

88Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:37

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

AD has been missing for a couple of days. Perhaps M was forced to make the dreaded phone call to Brighton?

89Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:47

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

AD has had a tip off where the plane is. The pigs are fed and watered and ready to fly!!

90Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'd send for Magoo. The bidding war for the film rights would be sensational.

91Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:55

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Matt Damon was meant to be on the flight but he had lost his passport.

Malaysian passport control didn't believe him when he said that he was bourne in the sea.


(What's that? Get off you're shit?  Very Happy  )

92Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:58

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breaking News... The wings from the plane have been found!!!

Mr and Mrs Wing are fine but they have no idea where the plane is.

93Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:59

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Reebok Trotter wrote:Breaking News... The wings from the plane have been found!!!

Mr and Mrs Wing are fine but they have no idea where the plane is.
Who said music hall was dead? Very Happy

94Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 22:00

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

So in a nutshell absolutely no one has a fooking clue! Very Happy

95Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 22:01

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Let's wait till we get the heads up from AD.

96Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 22:02

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Reebok Trotter wrote:Let's wait till we get the heads up from AD.
 Very Happy

97Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 23:42

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Has anyone checked the whole of Liverpool?

We all know how light-fingered the scousers can be!

98Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 23:49

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I reckon It's on the way to Chorley...

99Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Wed Mar 19 2014, 00:09

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:I reckon It's on the way to Chorley...

 lol! 

100Missing airplane (Boeing 777) - Page 5 Empty Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Sat Mar 22 2014, 00:03

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