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... and he played for Crystal Palace! Who's surprised by that last bit?

Who is he? 

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Pro goalkeeper for Bolton Wanderers Fc. herbalife distributor- tweet me[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] for more info on herbailfe and products.

He was so happy to have signed, he proposed to his long-suffering girlfriend! Ok, I don't think she was actually suffering, but Doug seems to have figured out how to resolve having two goalkeepers in the final year of their contracts - sign a new one!

Ross Fitzsimons @R_fitzsimons · 55m
So happy to have signed for bolton!!!! Medical come back all clear #bwfc #buzzing

Fitzsimons played on loan at Farnborough last season and previously had loan spells with Harrow Borough, Havant & Waterlooville and Hendon. He has got first team experience - sitting on the bench 10 times in league and cup for the Eagles. In total last season he played 11 games for Palace's Under-21s and conceded 22 goals. He's 6ft tall and has a beard...
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Judging from that photo, his willy's a "foot" long.

Good lad...!

Six foot tall,has a beard and a foot long willy. Panini have their work cut out!

Bolton Wanderers sign Crystal Palace goalkeeper

Wanderers appear to have snapped up another summer signing as Dougie Freedman raided his old club Crystal Palace for young keeper Ross Fitzsimons.

The 20-year-old had been on the books of Palace for several seasons and has gained first team experience in the non league with the likes of Farnborough, Havant and Waterlooville, Harrow and Hendon.

He has also been an unused substitute for the first team on 10 occasions in all competitions.

Fitzsimmons announced his arrival at Wanderers on his Twitter account, tweeting: “So happy to have signed for Bolton! Medical come (sic) back all clear. Buzzing.”

Wanderers are light on goalkeepers going into the new season after releasing Jay Lynch and with Arran Lee-Barrett yet to commit to a new deal.

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karlypants wrote:He has also been an unused substitute for the first team on 10 occasions in all competitions.

Wow, I can see us winning the Championship by 10 points now.

Is he our no1 when Bogdan goes for fuckall?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:He has also been an unused substitute for the first team on 10 occasions in all competitions.

Wow, I can see us winning the Championship by 10 points now.

Now turn the page over to the correct side up and where does that leave us?

I remember years ago we used to have an Asian gent who was a distributor for Herbal Life. He used to sell shampoo and the like door to door. He pronounced it as Horrible life so I declined his services.

Breadman wrote:Judging from that photo, his willy's a "foot" long.

Good lad...!

hahahahaha

Breadman wrote:Judging from that photo, his willy's a "foot" long.

If that's what your willy looks like you need to see a doctor immediately.

I've seen a few knobs in my time and none come with studs and the Nike logo.

You've only seen generic, no-name knobs then. Mine is branded by Puma!

Mine's by Adidas.

It's the "Adidong 3000" and it's a stylish lime green colour.

And the studs are to enhance "her" pleasure......

When I'm in a good mood it actually says "Puma - Made in Germany, enjoyed in Jamaica"

I decided against the lengthy tattoo joke yesterday morning and yet here it is. Inevitable I guess.

Mark has a 10 inch todge.

It's broken right now though.

I can't measure mine. There are only 12 inches on a ruler. Update when I get a tape measure.

wanderlust wrote:I decided against the lengthy tattoo joke yesterday morning and yet here it is. Inevitable I guess.

Your loss, my gain.