For the love of God......No!

I suspect you're going to pay handsomely for that comment.......

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:We all know there's nothing worse than having your evening ruined by having to deal with a particularly thick and unsightly bush

PM me for hairy bush tips.

Tips for birds #47:

The best way to get rid of unwanted pubic hair is to floss regularly.

Ha ha, people moaning because they can't use the c-word on a football forum.

If you need the c-word to get your message across I suggest you are an uneducated tugboat and have no place being on a site with myself, White84 and Magoo.

I'll go with bellend in future. No danger of that ever getting sensored seeing as that's the site owners favourite word. While we're on the subject, are there any other variations of the word vagina that are not allowed. Here's one. Twat. How about that?

Bwfc1958 wrote: Here's one. Twat.

Here's another one.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Ha ha, people moaning because they can't use the c-word on a football forum.

If you need the c-word to get your message across I suggest you are an uneducated tugboat and have no place being on a site with myself, White84 and Magoo.

Never mind all that, answer the big question:

Was it you behind the bins at the back of Bargain Booze like Karl says?

Dirty cow.

Bwfc1958 wrote:I'll go with bellend in future. No danger of that ever getting sensored seeing as that's the site owners favourite word. While we're on the subject, are there any other variations of the word vagina that are not allowed. Here's one. Twat. How about that?

So you need to use the c-word to express yourself? Genuine question.

boltonbonce wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote: Here's one. Twat.

Here's another one.

You've posted the wrong picture. It was meant to be Brucie  

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:I'll go with bellend in future. No danger of that ever getting sensored seeing as that's the site owners favourite word. While we're on the subject, are there any other variations of the word vagina that are not allowed. Here's one. Twat. How about that?

So you need to use the c-word to express yourself? Genuine question.

Sometimes it just seems appropriate. Dougie Frreedman, David Cameron, Russell Brand, Bruce Forsyth. I could go on.......

Bwfc1958 wrote:
Sometimes it just seems appropriate. Dougie Frreedman, David Cameron, Russell Brand, Bruce Forsyth. I could go on.......

There are plenty of other words that won't offend people and put off potential new members. Don't you think I deserve a bigger audience?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Her silence speaks volumes! 

Breadman, get a life you ponce.

That'd be a yes then.

Did he take you to places you'd only ever dreamed of previously?

Was it beautiful?

Did you get stale beer and fag ends all over your knees?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:
Sometimes it just seems appropriate. Dougie Frreedman, David Cameron, Russell Brand, Bruce Forsyth. I could go on.......

There are plenty of other words that won't offend people and put off potential new members. Don't you think I deserve a bigger audience?

You're right. I apologise. The word bellend shows off your vastly superior vocabulary and is also very welcoming for the new members. I shall bear it in mind for my future posts. I appreciate you taking me under your wing like this. Any further advice is welcomed 

KP was the one on his knees.

Is that why he now walks with a gimp limp?

tugboat

t.u.g.b.o.a.t.

Just checking ways around it. Thanks