For the gamers (ps4, xboxone, pc, wii etc )

Natasha Whittam wrote:I think my FIFA is faulty. Every time I shoot it goes sky high.

I had a similar problem in my younger days.

It was a zipstick which I still think I have. 



I remember trying to bite the ball at the top when angry.

I was a sore loser!

Natasha Whittam wrote:Quickshot 1's didn't last 5 minutes in the Whittam household. The best joystick was the Kempston Pro:

Did you have more than one use for this?

I had a Quickshot II which I broke playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on my Amstrad CPC464. My mum once walked in on me while I was doing a sprint race and from behind it had the most suspicious looking arm movement of all time. Poor mum almost died when she saw it until I turned around and she saw I was actually holding the joystick that didn't live in my pants.

I've just pissed myself reading that!

Not a massive gamer but I notice that Call of Duty 4 is being remastered on the PS4. I'm all over that, my favourite ever first person shooter

Boggersbelief wrote:Not a massive gamer but I notice that Call of Duty 4 is being remastered on the PS4. I'm all over that, my favourite ever first person shooter

The best call of duty made.  Cant wait for that.  The first one i started playing properly onlie with.  I did a bit of Socom on the ps2 online but the original modern warfare is the best ever made, followed by world at war.

Would it be fair to say everyone in this thread voted to leave the EU 

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y2johnny wrote:?

To quote the great Bolton Nuts philosopher

Nobby The Scrote won't. He's happy to sit at home all day watching his plasma telly and playing FIFA on his X-Box and anyway, he can't work because of his "condition", so he claims DLA instead.

I've just mastered Minecraft on the Xbox.

Not all xboxers voted leave but all leavers own an xbox.

(Bought on credit over 2 years from Brighthouse or nicked to order in the run up to Christmas.)

Natasha Whittam wrote:I've just mastered Minecraft on the Xbox.

Well you're an even bigger cunt than I thought you were

What's the particular beef with Whittam?

I know it can be a cock and Christ knows I've had my moments with it but you seem obsessed with shouting at it.

What's that all about?

Not judging, just interested.

Ps4 is a better class of console.  Its for grown ups.

y2johnny wrote:Ps4 is a better class of console.  Its for grown ups.

Bollocks. Most games are on both platforms.

Breadman wrote:What's the particular beef with Whittam?

I know it can be a cock and Christ knows I've had my moments with it but you seem obsessed with shouting at it.

What's that all about?

Not judging, just interested.

I wouldn't let him borrow my shoes.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I've just mastered Minecraft on the Xbox.

My lad downloaded minecraft on my phone a while back when we out somewhere boring.  I started having a tinker on it whilst working one day and for some reason built a 15 story office block, with lights, stairs, windows and even a roof top terrace.

What bugs me (and im hoping 58 may back me up on this) is this bloody stampy fella.  Hes a fully grown (hahaha) man who is a you tuber and kids would rather watch his video of him playing the game than ay it for themselves.

y2johnny wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Not a massive gamer but I notice that Call of Duty 4 is being remastered on the PS4. I'm all over that, my favourite ever first person shooter

The best call of duty made.  Cant wait for that.  The first one i started playing properly onlie with.  I did a bit of Socom on the ps2 online but the original modern warfare is the best ever made, followed by world at war.

You have great taste. It's so much better than this advanced warfare jumping around bollocks

Minecraft is addictive. I spent days building a fooking huge palace. Why?

I'm wasting my life.