Watches

boltonbonce wrote:
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up.

You'll still never find me, i've got a cow suit and you can't go checking every cow in a field now, can you?

scottjames30 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up.

You'll still never find me, i've got a cow suit and you can't go checking every cow in a field now, can you?

Bonce was Cow Tipping Champion 1937, you need a new costume

scottjames30 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up.

You'll still never find me, i've got a cow suit and you can't go checking every cow in a field now, can you?

This could be a good disguise, I can't see that Bonce would want to try milking you!

y2johnny wrote:

Bonce was Cow Tipping Champion 1937, you need a new costume

You're joking, i'll take it back and get a tree suit, he'll never find me if i keep still.

karlypants wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up.

You'll still never find me, i've got a cow suit and you can't go checking every cow in a field now, can you?

This could be a good disguise, I can't see that Bonce would want to try milking you!

Wouldn't count on it KP, he has special gloves...............the rest of us call it moisturiser

karlypants wrote:
This could be a good disguise, I can't see that Bonce would want to try milking you!

If he does, i'll close my eyes and pretend its Anthea Redfern.

scottjames30 wrote:

karlypants wrote:
This could be a good disguise, I can't see that Bonce would want to try milking you!

If he does, i'll close my eyes and pretend its Anthea Redfern.

He does have soft hands

Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one.

boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one.

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one.

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before

I only talk bull.
But I've got a feeling Scott will be pretty easy to spot.

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one.

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before

I only talk bull.
But I've got a feeling Scott will be pretty easy to spot.

Thats a onesie and a half that!!!!

And i have just noticed this is the 4000th topic on wandering minds!  IS there not a prize for that?

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one.

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before

I only talk bull.
But I've got a feeling Scott will be pretty easy to spot.

Thats a onesie and a half that!!!!

And i have just noticed this is the 4000th topic on wandering minds!  IS there not a prize for that?

I'm sure Nat will be along with a bellend award or similar

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one.

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before

I only talk bull.
But I've got a feeling Scott will be pretty easy to spot.

Thats a onesie and a half that!!!!

And i have just noticed this is the 4000th topic on wandering minds!  IS there not a prize for that?

I'm sure Nat will be along with a bellend award or similar

As long as it isn't her bellend KP

Shit, im running.

That Indian thing works.

4000th.Nice milestone.
But I feel truly sorry for the poor innocent people who start reading this thread expecting a serious discussion about watches.
And I'm not taking the rap for this one. Oh no.
I'm wholly innocent this time.

Scott
I take it your avatar was not professionally created?
Do you wear a watch on your waist?

Soul Kitchen wrote:Scott
I take it your avatar was not professionally created?
Do you wear a watch on your waist?

I wear fake gold and fake watches.

The only thing that i wear on my waist is the local sluts.

boltonbonce wrote:4000th.Nice milestone.
But I feel truly sorry for the poor innocent people who start reading this thread expecting a serious discussion about watches.
And I'm not taking the rap for this one. Oh no.
I'm wholly innocent this time.

 3500 of those involved Brucie!

scottjames30 wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:Scott
I take it your avatar was not professionally created?
Do you wear a watch on your waist?

I wear fake gold and fake watches.

The only thing that i wear on my waist is the local sluts.

I was referring to time waister as opposed to time waster.

Soul Kitchen wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:Scott
I take it your avatar was not professionally created?
Do you wear a watch on your waist?

I wear fake gold and fake watches.

The only thing that i wear on my waist is the local sluts.

I was referring to time waister as opposed to time waster.

Someone else spotted that too.

Changed it anyway