Plank time.

I've done 5 minutes.

That's impressive. I start to shake like a leaf after 90 seconds and have had enough by 2 minutes. I think that's not bad although I'm a bit older than you.
Bet you arch your back

1 minute 49 secs in the gym last night - I timed myself and ended up collapsing after a couple of the girls teased me about my violent shaking. Confident I could do 5 minutes with the right medication or a lobotomy.

I've just done 17 minutes and, to be honest, that's nothing unusual for me - I do that most mornings.

I take my Kindle and a brew and I find that helps to pass the time and stops me from getting bored.

It's not easy though, and I'm normally sweating and breathing quite hard by the end because of all the straining.

"Planking" is slang for having a big poo, isn't it, or have I got that wrong?

If I knew what is was I'd have a go. I'll have a go at anything.
Within reason.

Breadman wrote:I've just done 17 minutes and, to be honest, that's nothing unusual for me - I do that most mornings.

I take my Kindle and a brew and I find that helps to pass the time and stops me from getting bored.

It's not easy though, and I'm normally sweating and breathing quite hard by the end because of all the straining.

"Planking" is slang for having a big poo, isn't it, or have I got that wrong?

i thought it was cockney rhyming slang and everyone was discussing quality over quantity.  i was going to chime in with 7 times in one night!

boltonbonce wrote:If I knew what is was I'd have a go. I'll have a go at anything.
Within reason.

yer get a scaffolding plank and crush some fuckers ribs with it.

Jake McHale wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:If I knew what is was I'd have a go. I'll have a go at anything.
Within reason.

yer get a scaffolding plank and crush some fuckers ribs with it.

you're old school aren't you jake

I'm not doing anything that might interfere with my appointment at the erectile dysfunction clinic on Friday.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm not doing anything that might interfere with my appointment at the erectile dysfunction clinic on Friday.

You too?

See you there, then.

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I'm not doing anything that might interfere with my appointment at the erectile dysfunction clinic on Friday.

You too?

See you there, then.

Too much of a coincidence.  i'm leaving this one well alone!

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I'm not doing anything that might interfere with my appointment at the erectile dysfunction clinic on Friday.

You too?

See you there, then.

You certainly will. I'm the doctor.

Just make sure you warm your hands up first.

Breadman wrote:I've just done 17 minutes and, to be honest, that's nothing unusual for me - I do that most mornings.

I take my Kindle and a brew and I find that helps to pass the time and stops me from getting bored.

It's not easy though, and I'm normally sweating and breathing quite hard by the end because of all the straining.

"Planking" is slang for having a big poo, isn't it, or have I got that wrong?

It takes you 17 mins to take a dump?

I don't understand people who fuck off to the bog and spend half an hour trying to curl one out.

I'm in and out in a few mins.

Get some fibre in your diet!

Breadman wrote:Just make sure you warm your hands up first.

You do know there's a finders fee?

karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:I've just done 17 minutes and, to be honest, that's nothing unusual for me - I do that most mornings.

I take my Kindle and a brew and I find that helps to pass the time and stops me from getting bored.

It's not easy though, and I'm normally sweating and breathing quite hard by the end because of all the straining.

"Planking" is slang for having a big poo, isn't it, or have I got that wrong?

It takes you 17 mins to take a dump?

I don't understand people who fuck off to the bog and spend half an hour trying to curl one out.

I'm in and out in a few mins.

Get some fibre in your diet!

I've got two young kids, toilet time is me time, and me time is very rare.  My missus thinks i take a dump three times a day, when in reality i'm just catching up on the latest news and nuts etc

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:Just make sure you warm your hands up first.

You do know there's a finders fee?

You'll have to split it with Mrs B - she's put all the hard yards in over the years - seems only fair.

Toilet time is me time too. As in right now. The Mrs does wonder why i take a while... I'm happy for her to keep thinking it takes me ages.

Toilet time is me time too. As in right now. The Mrs does wonder why i take a while... I'm happy for her to keep thinking it takes me ages.

Last time I had a plank it took ages cos my internet was slow.