I'm not a big fan of bagels but the wife is, so I've just been dispatched to Tesco to buy some.
And I discovered that they're only sold in bags of five.
Why?
That's just wrong and it messes with my OCD.
Burger buns? Bag of four.
Hot Dog Finger Rolls? Six in a pack.
Crumpets? Multiples of two.
All nice, round, even numbers and that's exactly how it should be.
Five is an odd, pointy, angular number and it's just plain wrong.
Who should I complain to?
And I discovered that they're only sold in bags of five.
Why?
That's just wrong and it messes with my OCD.
Burger buns? Bag of four.
Hot Dog Finger Rolls? Six in a pack.
Crumpets? Multiples of two.
All nice, round, even numbers and that's exactly how it should be.
Five is an odd, pointy, angular number and it's just plain wrong.
Who should I complain to?