Dinner - Part 3

Do you have to drink it standing on one leg?

Chinese tonight for me

Just decided that I am going to have a big steak, fried onions in a little butter & olive oil along with thin cut chips and peas.

I had hash browns and mushy peas. Pear yoghurt for afters.

Breadman wrote:Giraffe burgers tonight.

Washed down with a Flamingo milkshake.

You know that moment when you're in the room with someone and laugh out loud, and the other person in the room, in this case, my missus, wants to know what just made you snigger like a little kid? 

Well, you just did that to me. I then have to explain, and while I hear the words coming out of my mouth, I realise how it's one of those 'you had to be there' moments and she looks at me like I'm a bit 'special'.

Thanks bread. 

Chicken stir fry for me tonight btw.

boltonbonce wrote:Do you have to drink it standing on one leg?

Tried that.

Didn't end well:

boltonbonce wrote:I had hash browns and mushy peas. Pear yoghurt for afters.

Your diet his shit Bonce, man up and get a steak down ya.

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I had hash browns and mushy peas. Pear yoghurt for afters.

Your diet his shit Bonce, man up and get a steak down ya.

Rubbish man. I'm as fit as fcuk thanks to my diet.
You need to stop dangling your line off the end of the pier. If that's what you are dangling....

boltonbonce wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I had hash browns and mushy peas. Pear yoghurt for afters.

Your diet his shit Bonce, man up and get a steak down ya.

Rubbish man. I'm as fit as fcuk thanks to my diet.
You need to stop dangling your line off the end of the pier. If that's what you are dangling....

I guess that would depend on if he has caramelized his sausage or not!

Magoo dangling his sausage off the end of the pier! Hold that thought...........on second thoughts, don't.

That chat up line never worked for me.

boltonbonce wrote:That chat up line never worked for me.

Especially when curling one out at the same time?

I think Magoo grunts when he sees women!

Magoo's google search history must be a sight to see.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:That chat up line never worked for me.

Especially when curling one out at the same time?

I think Magoo grunts when he sees women!

You are sick KP

Mr Magoo wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:That chat up line never worked for me.

Especially when curling one out at the same time?

I think Magoo grunts when he sees women!

You are sick KP

And who posted the pic?

Home made chicken pie with a puff lid this evening!

karlypants wrote:Home made chicken pie with a puff lid this evening!

Open goal for johnny.

Cock for Tea again tonight.

Go on, Johnny......