plans for the day

Breadders have you broken any mirrors recently?

karlypants wrote:Breadders have you broken any mirrors recently?

If he shaves,he must have.

Starting to wonder about that myself, KP.

If anybody else is booked on a Thomson flight from Manchester to the Dom Rep on the 3rd of Oct, cancel it now while you still can.......

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Breadders have you broken any mirrors recently?

If he shaves,he must have.

Ha bloody ha........

Breadman wrote:I've just bought a unicorn.

It's going to live in my shed with the alligator and the Martian.

I will be feeding it magic porridge which will make it poo out gold bars and make me rich.

How's that?

Definitely my favourite post of the month. Cheers.

Whats everyone up to today?

Today i am taking a hot air balloon ride over syria in a basket made out of hemp.  The plan is to smoke it as quickly as possible so i free fall down to syria until i open my chute and float gently down into the most war torn part.  I will then solve all there problems with the solutions i have wrote down on the back of a fag packet and hitch hike back only accepting lifts of travelling circuses so i can get off with multiple bearded women.

Once i make my way home i will curl up on the sofa with a twirl and a cup of hot vimto.

pretty boring really.

I'm in a meeting all day.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm in a meeting all day.

your psychiatrist most make a mint off you

It's always nice to talk about yourself.

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's always nice to talk about yourself.

sometimes it's nice to talk nicely to other's

I should have been at the dentist at 8.30,but had to cancel due to illness. (cue dramatic music).
For the rest of the day I'll be slipping in and out of consciousness,and crying out in pain.
It's just like being at the match.

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I AM Bruce Forsyth.

no..............I'M Bruce Forsyth

have you any gently humourous yet heartwarming anecdotes about meeting me then?

y2johnny wrote:Whats everyone up to today?

Today i am taking a hot air balloon ride over syria in a basket made out of hemp.  The plan is to smoke it as quickly as possible so i free fall down to syria until i open my chute and float gently down into the most war torn part.  I will then solve all there problems with the solutions i have wrote down on the back of a fag packet and hitch hike back only accepting lifts of travelling circuses so i can get off with multiple bearded women.

You would only need the space of a fag packet to write it on, it's called dropping a big bomb over the middle east and then job done.

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Whats everyone up to today?

Today i am taking a hot air balloon ride over syria in a basket made out of hemp.  The plan is to smoke it as quickly as possible so i free fall down to syria until i open my chute and float gently down into the most war torn part.  I will then solve all there problems with the solutions i have wrote down on the back of a fag packet and hitch hike back only accepting lifts of travelling circuses so i can get off with multiple bearded women.

You would only need the space of a fag packet to write it on, it's called dropping a big bomb over the middle east and then job done.

Oi, leave the black ops to me thank you.

Your plans for the day include uploading two fresh articles

Chairmanda wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I AM Bruce Forsyth.

no..............I'M Bruce Forsyth

have you any gently humourous yet heartwarming anecdotes about meeting me then?

oh yeah, about the time it was nice to see you, to see you...........

y2johnny wrote:
sometimes it's nice to talk nicely to other's

I've never been anything but nice to you Johnny, despite that fact you've called my minge some nasty names.

boltonbonce wrote:I should have been at the dentist at 8.30,but had to cancel due to illness. (cue dramatic music).
For the rest of the day I'll be slipping in and out of consciousness,and crying out in pain.
It's just like being at the match.

Take it easy Dad, get some JD down you neck

More paperwork, going to be applying for my granddad's medals from the 2nd world war, post office and hopefully a stint at the tip if I still have time.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:
sometimes it's nice to talk nicely to other's

I've never been anything but nice to you Johnny, despite that fact you've called my minge some nasty names.

I apologise, i thought it was like catchphrase.  You know..........Say what you see.

karlypants wrote:More paperwork, going to be applying for my granddad's medals from the 2nd world war, post office and hopefully a stint at the tip if I still have time.  oh and uploading johnny's two superbly written articles

awwww, thnks KP