plans for the day

Poor Brother Crow.......

y2johnny wrote:Right, im not going

Just think of the amount of sex you will be getting with it being a different environment and all that!

You could use it to your advantage!

Im using the fresh air excuse to my advantage

"I thinks its all this fresh air.......its wiped me out"

Afternoon nap

Just played football at the Bolton Arena, the other team turned up in full Bolton kit.I thought look at these tossers taking it seriously. Then Neil Lennon came running onto the pitchand Tony Kelly waddled behind him.

So that is why we lost to Burton on Tuesday, the Europa league would have stopped him playing 5 a side on a Thursday night.

Nice one, Barb - hope you got a few "big boy" challenges in.

I've just insulted a complete stranger on the phone.

I was chasing my car claim up and the guy on the other end of the line opened the conversation by saying: "Humphrey speaking, how can I help you?"

And I blurted out (without thinking) "My dog's called Humphr......oh shit!"

Proper Dougal McGuire moment and they're probably now only going to offer me about forty quid for the car......

Totally my fault and I wouldn't blame him if he did......

 did he sound like a Humphrey though? I've noticed a lot of these firms who have call centres abroad get their staff to take on what they think are English names when it's clear from their accents that they aren't English.

Nah, mate.

He was in Bristol and was as English as you and me.

Just got down to dowdeswell. Set off at quarter to 5 this morning. Half an hour early so gonna have a kip before i go in.

Natasha Whittam wrote:ill be mostly on the flat of my back earning a living the only way i know how

Hmmmmmm

Make sure they pay in you in cash before you leave site:

http://www.fwi.co.uk/business/dowdeswell-plough-manufacturer-in-administration.htm

I've been stung for £15 a month by the Red Cross.
I'd just left ASDA,when I was accosted by a rather good looking young woman who managed to convince me I could save the world with a small monthly donation.
I'd have probably told a bloke to piss off. Cunning monkey's.
My plan for today is to learn how not to be a soft touch for anything in a skirt.

Breadman wrote:Make sure they pay in you in cash before you leave site:

http://www.fwi.co.uk/business/dowdeswell-plough-manufacturer-in-administration.htm

Not them luckily. Back home now. Missus at playgroup with little girl so fitting in some cod

Got a good day planned. I've just walked the dog for two hours- and now I'm taking the missus shopping -she's hellbent on wasting as much of my money as possible in shops. Then going for a Chineses takeaway later (it's death on a plate) and tonight I'll start the latest Jo Nesbo.
I'm nor doing any work today even though I've got loads to do.

boltonbonce wrote:I've been stung for £15 a month by the Red Cross.
I'd just left ASDA,when I was accosted by a rather good looking young woman who managed to convince me I could save the world with a small monthly donation.
I'd have probably told a bloke to piss off. Cunning monkey's.
My plan for today is to learn how not to be a soft touch for anything in a skirt.

I hope she was a stunner for your 15 quid!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I've been stung for £15 a month by the Red Cross.
I'd just left ASDA,when I was accosted by a rather good looking young woman who managed to convince me I could save the world with a small monthly donation.
I'd have probably told a bloke to piss off. Cunning monkey's.
My plan for today is to learn how not to be a soft touch for anything in a skirt.

I hope she was a stunner for your 15 quid!

She was.

I paid 5 quid to play spot the ball the other day, she was well fit.

I knew I was never going to win the car.