boltonbonce wrote:Late one for me tonight. Busy day.
Pizza probably.
What have you been upto?
boltonbonce wrote:Late one for me tonight. Busy day.
Pizza probably.
Having the other half of the pie this evening with home made thin-cut chips shortly.karlypants wrote:Having a home made pie with braised beef in red wine, whole fresh button mushrooms, peppers, carrots and onion with a puff lid this evening.
Got my foot stuck down a drain. Finally got it out,but without my boot.y2johnny wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Late one for me tonight. Busy day.
Pizza probably.
What have you been upto?
boltonbonce wrote:Got my foot stuck down a drain. Finally got it out,but without my boot.y2johnny wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Late one for me tonight. Busy day.
Pizza probably.
What have you been upto?
Took my boss 2 hours to decide he'd stump up for a new pair. That put us well behind schedule,so we had to catch up in the afternoon.
boltonbonce wrote:I was cutting back some shrubbery,when my foot found a hidden grid. It gave way very easily and my foot went straight down. Had to loosen my laces. Finally got my foot out,but the boot disappeared.
Tomorrow I'm on leaf clearance. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
It was that good I even licked the plate afterwards!y2johnny wrote:Does sound good kp
fixed it for youkarlypants wrote:Bonce, you sound like a right calamity.
Bet you walk into doors!
that is so mean! saying you have an anecdote and not telling it, I trust the mods will step in. Is it a gently humorous but heartwarming story? Its national poetry day today, so think it apt to repeat the pelican poem (don't know ho wrote it)boltonbonce wrote:Very funny boys and girls.
Although I have to admit I tend to get into scrapes.
One day I'll tell you about the day I was attacked by a pelican in Plymouth zoo. We'd gone down to watch the Wanderers in the last match of the season,and decided a pre match stroll round the zoo would be a pleasant start to our afternoon.
I will be very disappointed in you, my friend, if you don't start a thread asking for suggestions for the title of your sitcom....boltonbonce wrote:This pelican wasn't so wonderful. The bugger wasn't even in an enclosure,it simply confronted me on the pathway.
I decided to retreat,in as dignified a manner as could be mustered by a 15 year old eating a cheese sandwich whilst being chased by a pelican.
The thing that sticks in my mind was the sound of its beak,coming together at regular intervals and sounding rather like a movie clapperboard.
It got me two or three times,but it didn't hurt,although they're much bigger birds than I'd imagined.
The day ended well though,with us winning 2-1.
y2johnny wrote:i got one, i got one!!!
Only fools (no horses)
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