Shameful

I've just witnessed the most embarrassing performance by a so called professional athlete since Nigel Jemson "played" for Bolton Wanderers.

Katarina Johnson-Thompson went into todays Heptathlon in second place behind Jessica Ennis. However, she managed to fook up all three of her long jump attempts and didn't get a single point, hence she dropped down to 29th place with no chance of a medal. Granted, her third jump was close but rules are rules.

Anyway, the final event was the 800m and you'd think she'd want to go out there and win the race to show the world she would have won gold had her third long jump counted. But instead she jogged around the track in a sulk and came a very distant last.

And to make matters worse, rather than condemn the petulant bint, the BBC commentators were calling her brave and inspirational! The utter fuckwits! What sort of message is this sending out to kids?

What is the world coming to?

Agreed.

She should have gone round that track like a cheetah with a rocket up its bum to prove a point.

Scouse bottler!

And before anybody says "she was saving her legs for the long jump", I say "bollocks!"

You don't have to run far in the long jump and she's got two days off to rest before it starts, so that's a kop out.

She should be made to return all her lottery funding and then parade round the Olympic Stadium wearing a sign round her neck which says: "I am shit".

Bolt wins.

Good Guys 1 - 0 Dirty Drug Cheats.

Excellent.

If she'd gone all out and pulled a hamstring,she'd be out of the long jump.
She really should have been more conservative on her third jump,and at least got points on the board. 
She can only learn from this though,and I'm sure she'll come again.

boltonbonce wrote:If she'd gone all out and pulled a hamstring,she'd be out of the long jump.
She really should have been more conservative on her third jump,and at least got points on the board. 
She can only learn from this though,and I'm sure she'll come again.

For the record I completely agree with you.

(I was just playing along with Whittam before because I have learnt that disagreeing with her when she starts this kind of thread is pointless and it just encourages her.)

Meanwhile, in other news, John Terry's just been sent off, so it's now 2-0 to the Good Guys.

Bugger. I turned the game off at 2-0.

If West Brom can come back I'll be well pleased.

It's a cracking game!

Breadman wrote:

For the record I completely agree with you.

(I was just playing along with Whittam before because I have learnt that disagreeing with her when she starts this kind of thread is pointless and it just encourages her.)

Meanwhile, in other news, John Terry's just been sent off, so it's now 2-0 to the Good Guys.

Embarrassing. Changing your opinion to match your bumchums.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:

For the record I completely agree with you.

(I was just playing along with Whittam before because I have learnt that disagreeing with her when she starts this kind of thread is pointless and it just encourages her.)

Meanwhile, in other news, John Terry's just been sent off, so it's now 2-0 to the Good Guys.

Embarrassing. Changing your opinion to match your bumchums.

He thinks I'll let him off with the twenty quid he'll have to stump up when Beckford knocks in 12 goals this season.

I belong to the Internet Generation, so my attention span is about eighteen seconds and I don't actually know what my opinion is most of the time.

I can only process information in short bursts and by the time I've got to the end of what I'm typing, I've generally forgotten what I was trying to s......damn!

Done it again.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:

For the record I completely agree with you.

(I was just playing along with Whittam before because I have learnt that disagreeing with her when she starts this kind of thread is pointless and it just encourages her.)

Meanwhile, in other news, John Terry's just been sent off, so it's now 2-0 to the Good Guys.

Embarrassing. Changing your opinion to match your bumchums.

I've not heard anyone say bumchums this millennium, made me actually lol.

Nats not as young as she would have us believe. She must be at least 35 now

She's lovely looking though eh. Until she reveals DAT ACCENT DOH.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:She's lovely looking though eh.

Please take your sexist bollocks to another thread.

How do you know he's got sexy bollocks?

Breadman wrote:How do you know he's got sexy bollocks?

I've known him a long time.

Did you "love him long time" too?

Breadman wrote:Did you "love him long time" too?

I like to think I have a connection with Hipster that goes beyond sexy bollocks.

That's either quite poetic or sad as fuck.


I'm struggling to work out which one, if I'm honest.....

Breadman wrote:That's either quite poetic or sad as fuck.


I'm struggling to work out which one, if I'm honest.....

If you and I are still here in about 9 years I'll ask you the same question.