Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex

Utterly disturbing story.

Gayle Newland, 25, tricked another woman into having sex with her by posing as a man and persuading her to wear a blindfold in the bedroom, a court has heard.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-34190186

Some people are so stupid. Would you wear a blindfold to meet a total stranger? Even for the promise of sex (KP, we know your answer is yes)?

The better story about it was in the Liverpool Echo. How can you not laugh at the lines

[size=31]She told police that she felt something was “not right” so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.[/size]


[size=38]http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-tells-court-how-boyfriend-10016669[/size]

Is that a real news story or have you downloaded some very sophisticated software that creates convincing links and allows you to fabricate news stories on facsimiles of well known and respected sites?

If it's a real story, I'm honestly stunned.

How fucking thick is that woman?

You couldn't make that shit up.

Did you read this one?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/im-pretty-disgusted-still-love-6403713

Have you got a tent on for me?

No it's just my rather large protruding camel toe.

Now stick that blindfold on you daft bint.

Jesus!

Although.........

Having read this bit:

Police issued CCTV images of a man with distinctively large ears after an animal was found injured at a farm stables in Redenhall, Norfolk....(etc).



........at least the weird bastard put some effort into his disguise, so credit for that.

Prince Charles could it be.

Shocking new revelation in this story, Gayle Newland and the "victim" were actually engaged and had been dating for over two years. Two years and she didn't realise Newland was a woman!

Newland allegedly hid her woman bits by wearing bandages across her chest and keeping a carrot in her pants. Newland asked the victim to cover her eyes when they met so she would not see scars he had received in a car accident

Newland wore a prosthetic penis during sex.

Great story.

Go to work nat

I'm at work you bellend, why do you think I'm on here?

I think that's the first time you've ever called me a bellend. I thought I was special

I'm trying to throw Breadman off the scent.

You can't get through to a crazy person

Boggersbelief wrote:You can't get through to a crazy person

You do get the inherent irony in that statement, don't you?

Only joking Bman, enjoy your coffee and smile. It's a nice day

And it really is a nice day today! 

Let's hope we have that Indian summer! 

I'm in irlam today. Stuck in a warehouse until 5. New lad is doing everything on his own now though so gonna watch notorious. Is it any good nat?

You're not at Flint are you?

Or is it Sun?

It was meant to be the sun, I used the wrong icon.