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1Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:12

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Utterly disturbing story.

Gayle Newland, 25, tricked another woman into having sex with her by posing as a man and persuading her to wear a blindfold in the bedroom, a court has heard.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-34190186

Some people are so stupid. Would you wear a blindfold to meet a total stranger? Even for the promise of sex (KP, we know your answer is yes)?

2Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:20

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The better story about it was in the Liverpool Echo. How can you not laugh at the lines

[size=31]She told police that she felt something was “not right” so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.[/size]


[size=38]http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-tells-court-how-boyfriend-10016669[/size]

3Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:22

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Is that a real news story or have you downloaded some very sophisticated software that creates convincing links and allows you to fabricate news stories on facsimiles of well known and respected sites?

If it's a real story, I'm honestly stunned.

How fucking thick is that woman?

4Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:34

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You couldn't make that shit up.

5Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:57

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

6Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 23:02

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Have you got a tent on for me?

No it's just my rather large protruding camel toe.

Now stick that blindfold on you daft bint.

7Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 23:02

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Jesus!

Although.........

Having read this bit:

Police issued CCTV images of a man with distinctively large ears after an animal was found injured at a farm stables in Redenhall, Norfolk....(etc).



........at least the weird bastard put some effort into his disguise, so credit for that.

8Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Wed Sep 09 2015, 06:15

Emma Jansen 1

Emma Jansen 1
Mario Jardel
Mario Jardel
Prince Charles could it be.

9Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 07:59

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Shocking new revelation in this story, Gayle Newland and the "victim" were actually engaged and had been dating for over two years. Two years and she didn't realise Newland was a woman!

Newland allegedly hid her woman bits by wearing bandages across her chest and keeping a carrot in her pants. Newland asked the victim to cover her eyes when they met so she would not see scars he had received in a car accident

Newland wore a prosthetic penis during sex.

Great story.

10Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:02

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Go to work nat

11Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:03

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm at work you bellend, why do you think I'm on here?

12Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:04

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I think that's the first time you've ever called me a bellend. I thought I was special

13Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:22

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm trying to throw Breadman off the scent.

14Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:34

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You can't get through to a crazy person

15Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:52

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@Boggersbelief wrote:You can't get through to a crazy person

You do get the inherent irony in that statement, don't you?

16Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:55

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Only joking Bman, enjoy your coffee and smile. It's a nice day

17Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:00

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
And it really is a nice day today! flower

Let's hope we have that Indian summer! :pray:

18Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:08

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I'm in irlam today. Stuck in a warehouse until 5. New lad is doing everything on his own now though so gonna watch notorious. Is it any good nat?

19Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:14

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You're not at Flint are you?

Or is it Sun?

20Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:21

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It was meant to be the sun, I used the wrong icon. Very Happy

21Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:25

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I was just asking Johnny where he's working today, mate.

S'all gurd..... Very Happy

(Feelin' a bit South Central today.)

22Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:28

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I think I'm having one of them days today.

I'm off back to bed! Very Happy

23Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:45

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Breadman wrote:You're not at Flint are you?

Or is it Sun?

Flint yeah Smile

Been here before. Here today and tomorrow Smile

24Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:59

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Seriously now, don't mention me.

That was the place I mentioned on here a couple of years ago where I walked out after almost chinning the Ops Manager.

And he's still there, so keep schtum.  Very Happy

25Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 10:03

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Breadman wrote:Seriously now, don't mention me.

That was the place I mentioned on here a couple of years ago where I walked out after almost chinning the Ops Manager.

And he's still there, so keep schtum.  Very Happy

Ill probably be testing him. Pm me his name & ill chuck in some extra exercises Smile

26Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 10:07

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:Seriously now, don't mention me.

That was the place I mentioned on here a couple of years ago where I walked out after almost chinning the Ops Manager.

And he's still there, so keep schtum.  Very Happy

You cant go round attempting to chin people because one day you'll run into the wrong person. 

Wise words of the day

27Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 10:10

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@Boggersbelief wrote:
Breadman wrote:Seriously now, don't mention me.

That was the place I mentioned on here a couple of years ago where I walked out after almost chinning the Ops Manager.

And he's still there, so keep schtum.  Very Happy

You cant go round attempting to chin people because one day you'll run into the wrong person. 

Wise words of the day

Behave. Very Happy

28Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 10:50

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Indian midget.

Make sure you trap his tache.

29Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 11:05

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Ill keep my eye out. Its not like they are all called smith is it mon......i mean man Smile

30Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex Empty Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 11:42

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Is Smithmon back?

I didn't mean him. 

I meant Abhijit the Eejit.

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