Any Woman

If you could spend a day in bed with any woman or man who would it be?mine would probably be melinda messenger.

The fat bird at the gym.

If I wasn't with my girlfriend then the dream woman would have to be Natalie Imbruglia.

Sarah Carter. It's given me a stiffy just thinking about her.

Patricia Arquette.

Quent wrote:Sarah Carter. It's given me a stiffy just thinking about her.

You clearly haven't seen the fat bird in our gym then.

wanderlust wrote:

Quent wrote:Sarah Carter. It's given me a stiffy just thinking about her.

You clearly haven't seen the fat bird in our gym then.

Ok, next time you're in get a photo of her. I'm not against a bit of meat.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Patricia Arquette.

Is she the Arquette who has psychic visions in the US cop show or is it another Arquette (I believe there's a few of 'em)

Quent wrote:

wanderlust wrote:

Quent wrote:Sarah Carter. It's given me a stiffy just thinking about her.

You clearly haven't seen the fat bird in our gym then.

Ok, next time you're in get a photo of her. I'm not against a bit of meat.

That'll be right. I can just see myself lurking behind the cross-trainer, nonchalantly pointing a camera. I'd get lynched!

Last time i said what celebrity i fancied a night of unbridled passion with i was ridiculed because she had small breasts.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Last time i said what celebrity i fancied a night of unbridled passion with i was ridiculed because she had small breasts.

Bollocks. Anything more than a handful is wasted.

Wanderlust, she is the one, she also has a sister called Rosanne who is also an actress.

Not possibly as small as the girl on your picture as she appears not to have any! Personally I don't think breast size is a criterion for fancying anyone unless you happen to be a hungry 6 week old quintuplet.
You won't get any ridicule from me whoever you select.
I only went for the fat bird in the gym because I know her and she is a wonderful human being.

wanderlust wrote: Personally I don't think breast size is a criterion for fancying anyone unless you happen to be a hungry 6 week old quintuplet.
You won't get any ridicule from me whoever you select.

Me too. Personally, I am not over keen on those wafer thin model types who always look as if they are in urgent need of a blood transfusion. I don't care how big a womans lung hammers are as long as they are natural.

Reese Witherspoon when she was younger ( when she was in Legally Blonde), Kelly Brook or a Polish girl that I work with is still number 1. Don't know what number my girlfriend is though.

There are just too many to answer.
Can I not have a list?

The ginger bird off the mentalist.
Liz Hurley is a good call.
Rihanna.

I'd have to do some research and find a suitable female porn star.

Lets face it, all these fit celebrities you are all on about could be crap in bed. If it's a one off, you want a complete whore.

Cameron Diaz when she was in the mask, that red dress she had on at the start of the film.......wow!

Or...

When I was a young teenager, it was Ronnie Spectre from the Ronettes. I would like to think that my philosophy of 'there is no such thing as an ugly woman' means I would be happy with just about anyone, although I have had cases where my outlook has been proven painfully optimistic !