Bwfc1958 wrote:Well done Johnny, I knew you'd come back,
This place just isn't the same without you,
Never let others make you crack,
Not least that sausage muncher, Magoo.
All this place is meant to be,
is just a bit of fun,
Some people are a little touchy though,
and sometimes jump the gun.
So next time Nat is being a twat
and calling you a ponce,
Just let her know harry brown's your dad,
also known as bonce.
Get your adopted family here,
And carry on just like before,
There'll always be many nobheads here,
Come on, you know the score.
When someone's doing your nut in,
And getting in your head,
Don't waste your time getting all stressed out,
And send for uncle bread.
And next time kp tries to bum you,
Behind a broken bargain booze chiller,
Make sure he knows your best friend's norpig,
And he's a serial killer.
58 my bolton nuts brother
Its good to be back firing
Got an interview at whittam plc tomorrow
A whipping boy she's hiring
Ive got my gimp suit neatly pressed
Freshly borrowed off kp
Ive even bought her 15 twirls
And vimto instead of tea
Magoo is also in on the interview
So ive caramelised my sausage for him
Hopefully he's not on weight watchers
Or it will cost him a daily sin
Michael bolton is nats PA
his stockings are a tad revealing
His nut sack hangs below his skirt
Seeing is really believing
If i don't get this job, I'm not that arsed
Its no skin of my nose
Kp is hiring an apprentice
Bargain booze special blows
Dad and unc have done my references
They've really done me proud
I sound a lot less like the fuckwit i am
And will stand out from the crowd
At the end of the day, it's all a bit of fun
And not to be taken to serious
But don't mention nats huge cock
She'll be fucking furious