Big fat michael bolton is back
And fuck me he thinks he's ace
If the Chelsea supporting prick carries on
Ill put him in his own suitcase
Mb and nat whittam are seperate
They arent the same person, fatty and the hoe
Yet both make up shite pointless threads
(I spend 120 pound a week, so you know)
Boggers and his little digs
Let's face it, he's far from dumb
Not so much a bellend
But definitely the sites biggest wum
Bring back angry dad for gods sake
Or we will drown in the tears of scott
Fearless leader of the bum
Yeah..........i think not
Before you get ahead of yourselves
And in true rap battle style
Ill call myself out no problem
Just like im battling on 8 mile
So here goes the big fat pot
Calling the big fat kettle black
As mb is just big boned and hungry
Where as im extremely fat
Nat isnt really that boring
All i do is talk about family and work
And edit peoples posts every so often
To make them look a berk
Surely this is wumming too
So maybe im worse than boggers
I need to come up with something more exciting
Watch out for my thread on doggers
I am very Serious though scott
No one wants AD back on here
Afterall he's a bit of a knob
Dont you shed one more tear
So ive called myself as much as you lot
So dont start fucking whinging
Or buying multi packs of twirls and pepsi
And doing some midnight binging
Hopefully youll see this for what it is
A bit of fun, i only jest
And mb, heres the biggest joke
I think that you're the best
Xxxx
And fuck me he thinks he's ace
If the Chelsea supporting prick carries on
Ill put him in his own suitcase
Mb and nat whittam are seperate
They arent the same person, fatty and the hoe
Yet both make up shite pointless threads
(I spend 120 pound a week, so you know)
Boggers and his little digs
Let's face it, he's far from dumb
Not so much a bellend
But definitely the sites biggest wum
Bring back angry dad for gods sake
Or we will drown in the tears of scott
Fearless leader of the bum
Yeah..........i think not
Before you get ahead of yourselves
And in true rap battle style
Ill call myself out no problem
Just like im battling on 8 mile
So here goes the big fat pot
Calling the big fat kettle black
As mb is just big boned and hungry
Where as im extremely fat
Nat isnt really that boring
All i do is talk about family and work
And edit peoples posts every so often
To make them look a berk
Surely this is wumming too
So maybe im worse than boggers
I need to come up with something more exciting
Watch out for my thread on doggers
I am very Serious though scott
No one wants AD back on here
Afterall he's a bit of a knob
Dont you shed one more tear
So ive called myself as much as you lot
So dont start fucking whinging
Or buying multi packs of twirls and pepsi
And doing some midnight binging
Hopefully youll see this for what it is
A bit of fun, i only jest
And mb, heres the biggest joke
I think that you're the best
Xxxx