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41 Re: the bellend ballad Mon Sep 14 2015, 23:19
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Nat Lofthouse
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42 Re: the bellend ballad Mon Sep 14 2015, 23:52
Michael Bolton
El Hadji Diouf
There once was a bellend called y2johnny
And to prove what a bellend he is he was named after a rubber Johnny.
The guy did a runner and dared not show his face
As he knew he'd end up in mich's suitcase.
And to prove what a bellend he is he was named after a rubber Johnny.
The guy did a runner and dared not show his face
As he knew he'd end up in mich's suitcase.
43 Re: the bellend ballad Tue Sep 15 2015, 06:28
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Don't mess with MB he is nails.
On the beach they think theres whales.
He's 30 stone and thats no lie.
Mess with him you'll surly die.
Bread and bonce.
They are one.
But guess what they are gone.
Bread is working behind the scenes.
Come on spill those beans.
PMing all his crew.
Telling them all what to do.
Anyway now time for work.
Get posting soon dont be a jerk.
On the beach they think theres whales.
He's 30 stone and thats no lie.
Mess with him you'll surly die.
Bread and bonce.
They are one.
But guess what they are gone.
Bread is working behind the scenes.
Come on spill those beans.
PMing all his crew.
Telling them all what to do.
Anyway now time for work.
Get posting soon dont be a jerk.
44 Re: the bellend ballad Tue Sep 15 2015, 08:39
Guest
Guest
heres a short tale of two lovers entwined
dear michael bolton and scottjames
both appear as thick as eachother
and contantly playing games
nevermind you two i wouldn't worry
that you are lyrically inept
but just a quick warning for you both
i am your biggest threat
michael you don't applaud your own work
you leave it there to be judged
don't be copying and pasting from the net
we can tell if your work is fudged
i truly hope you both get hitched
and i can be there when you tie the knot
let's just hope your honeymoon
is in a place that time forgot
dear michael bolton and scottjames
both appear as thick as eachother
and contantly playing games
nevermind you two i wouldn't worry
that you are lyrically inept
but just a quick warning for you both
i am your biggest threat
michael you don't applaud your own work
you leave it there to be judged
don't be copying and pasting from the net
we can tell if your work is fudged
i truly hope you both get hitched
and i can be there when you tie the knot
let's just hope your honeymoon
is in a place that time forgot
45 Re: the bellend ballad Tue Sep 15 2015, 11:32
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Bolton nuts is a great place to be
With lots of fun and games
But there's some dodgy characters lurking here
I'll start now with Scottjames
Scotty is a strange one you know
He doesn't have much brains
He loves angry dad to suck him off
And tie him up in chains
Boggers is a decent lad
In fact he's just a wum
But watch out boggers scotts around
Wants to stick his Penis up your bum
Now we move on to magoo
I don't want to get done for slander
But recently he was thrown out of the zoo
For fingering a panda
Magoo was gutted he'd been thrown out
He'd wished it could have lasted
I don't know why you act so strange
You sausage sucking bastid
On to bread how times have changed
He used to be happy as Larry
But I'm afraid that all that changed
The moment he met big Barry
Breadman brought a lot of humour
He used to be a fun guy
But all that changed one day this year
When Barry banged him in a lay by
Now we'll move on to kp
He'll say that I'm a liar
But I know he's an arsonist
Who set his house on fire
Manda is the clever one
Belongs in the house of Lords
Instead she's stuck here talking shite
Instead of with Cameron crossing swords
I hope you liked my little rhyme
Now it's time to go
I hope I've not offended anyone
It's just a joke you know
With lots of fun and games
But there's some dodgy characters lurking here
I'll start now with Scottjames
Scotty is a strange one you know
He doesn't have much brains
He loves angry dad to suck him off
And tie him up in chains
Boggers is a decent lad
In fact he's just a wum
But watch out boggers scotts around
Wants to stick his Penis up your bum
Now we move on to magoo
I don't want to get done for slander
But recently he was thrown out of the zoo
For fingering a panda
Magoo was gutted he'd been thrown out
He'd wished it could have lasted
I don't know why you act so strange
You sausage sucking bastid
On to bread how times have changed
He used to be happy as Larry
But I'm afraid that all that changed
The moment he met big Barry
Breadman brought a lot of humour
He used to be a fun guy
But all that changed one day this year
When Barry banged him in a lay by
Now we'll move on to kp
He'll say that I'm a liar
But I know he's an arsonist
Who set his house on fire
Manda is the clever one
Belongs in the house of Lords
Instead she's stuck here talking shite
Instead of with Cameron crossing swords
I hope you liked my little rhyme
Now it's time to go
I hope I've not offended anyone
It's just a joke you know
46 Re: the bellend ballad Tue Sep 15 2015, 11:39
Guest
Guest
Bwfc1958 wrote:Bolton nuts is a great place to be
With lots of fun and games
But there's some dodgy characters lurking here
I'll start now with Scottjames
Scotty is a strange one you know
He doesn't have much brains
He loves angry dad to suck him off
And tie him up in chains
Boggers is a decent lad
In fact he's just a wum
But watch out boggers scotts around
Wants to stick his Penis up your bum
Now we move on to magoo
I don't want to get done for slander
But recently he was thrown out of the zoo
For fingering a panda
Magoo was gutted he'd been thrown out
He'd wished it could have lasted
I don't know why you act so strange
You sausage sucking bastid
On to bread how times have changed
He used to be happy as Larry
But I'm afraid that all that changed
The moment he met big Barry
Breadman brought a lot of humour
He used to be a fun guy
But all that changed one day this year
When Barry banged him in a lay by
Now we'll move on to kp
He'll say that I'm a liar
But I know he's an arsonist
Who set his house on fire
Manda is the clever one
Belongs in the house of Lords
Instead she's stuck here talking shite
Instead of with Cameron crossing swords
I hope you liked my little rhyme
Now it's time to go
I hope I've not offended anyone
It's just a joke you know
48 Re: the bellend ballad Tue Sep 15 2015, 16:58
Sluffy
Admin
Bwfc1958 wrote:Bolton nuts is a great place to be
With lots of fun and games
But there's some dodgy characters lurking here
I'll start now with Scottjames
Scotty is a strange one you know
He doesn't have much brains
He loves angry dad to suck him off
And tie him up in chains
Boggers is a decent lad
In fact he's just a wum
But watch out boggers scotts around
Wants to stick his Penis up your bum
Now we move on to magoo
I don't want to get done for slander
But recently he was thrown out of the zoo
For fingering a panda
Magoo was gutted he'd been thrown out
He'd wished it could have lasted
I don't know why you act so strange
You sausage sucking bastid
On to bread how times have changed
He used to be happy as Larry
But I'm afraid that all that changed
The moment he met big Barry
Breadman brought a lot of humour
He used to be a fun guy
But all that changed one day this year
When Barry banged him in a lay by
Now we'll move on to kp
He'll say that I'm a liar
But I know he's an arsonist
Who set his house on fire
Manda is the clever one
Belongs in the house of Lords
Instead she's stuck here talking shite
Instead of with Cameron crossing swords
I hope you liked my little rhyme
Now it's time to go
I hope I've not offended anyone
It's just a joke you know
49 Re: the bellend ballad Tue Sep 15 2015, 18:47
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
John Cooper Clarke can rest easy with you lot around
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