If i was your dad i'd wash your mouth out with soap.
My shopping trip to asda
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22 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:08
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and it is things like this that will make this the best thread on here, keep em comingNumpty 28723 wrote:I went to Asda today and bought one apple, one egg and one potato.
The girl on the checkout said: "I bet you live on your own, don't you."
"That's amazing, as a matter of fact I do", I said. "How did you know?"
"Cos you're so fucking ugly" she replied.
23 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:08
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if you was my dad i would put myself up for adoptionscottjames30 wrote:If i was your dad i'd wash your mouth out with soap.
24 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:10
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If i was your dad i'd move to Australia.
25 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:12
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y2johnny wrote:whats in the fridge boggers, lets go from thereBoggersbelief wrote:Johnny, I'm absolutely starving but can't decide what to make. Any suggestions?
somehow this has turned back into the agony uncle thread
Yeah, fuck you Nat
Bacon, eggs, grated cheese, lettuce, a yogurt, 3 apples, some ham, peppers, bottled water
27 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:13
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if you was my dad id ring customs just before your flight landed and tell them you have shit loads of coke up your arse.scottjames30 wrote:If i was your dad i'd move to Australia.
28 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:14
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bacon cheese and ham omelette, piece of piss. yoghurt for after.Boggersbelief wrote:y2johnny wrote:whats in the fridge boggers, lets go from thereBoggersbelief wrote:Johnny, I'm absolutely starving but can't decide what to make. Any suggestions?
somehow this has turned back into the agony uncle thread
Yeah, fuck you Nat
Bacon, eggs, grated cheese, lettuce, a yogurt, 3 apples, some ham, peppers, bottled water
29 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:15
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it's only NOT you because you HAVEN'T been caught yet!boltonbonce wrote:This is not me.
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11540330.Man_caught_on_CCTV_touching_himself_in_Asda_car_park/?ref=mr
30 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:16
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I've never had that before. I'll let you know if I enjoyed it
31 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:18
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Make sure you do!!! tip: cook the bacon first then cut it up into peices.Boggersbelief wrote:I've never had that before. I'll let you know if I enjoyed it
32 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:19
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Anyway,what's wrong with touching yourself? Lot of fuss over nothing.y2johnny wrote:it's only NOT you because you HAVEN'T been caught yet!boltonbonce wrote:This is not me.
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11540330.Man_caught_on_CCTV_touching_himself_in_Asda_car_park/?ref=mr
33 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:20
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if your touching yourself your not touching anyone else, so it's a win winboltonbonce wrote:Anyway,what's wrong with touching yourself? Lot of fuss over nothing.y2johnny wrote:it's only NOT you because you HAVEN'T been caught yet!boltonbonce wrote:This is not me.
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11540330.Man_caught_on_CCTV_touching_himself_in_Asda_car_park/?ref=mr
34 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:21
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I suppose banging the bishop is another matter entirely.
35 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:25
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you really shouldn't punch clergy men anyway bonce, but if thats your thingboltonbonce wrote:I suppose banging the bishop is another matter entirely.
36 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:30
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I've just been in Tesco and there are signs up saying from October the 5th they will have to start charging 5p for carrier bags. How is this possible if you use the self service checkouts? and why have they replaced the womans voice with a mans voice?
37 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:31
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boltonbonce wrote:Why ASDA? Decent TESCO near you. Or are you banned?Breadman wrote:Cheers for this thread - it's just what I need, as I'm off to Asda shortly and it has given me a helpful insight into what to expect.
I don't actually need much so I'm struggling with the age old "basket or trolley" dilemma.
Any advice Johnny?
To get in that Tesco you have to walk past the E-cig stall I destroyed recently so I'm steering clear for a while.
38 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:34
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already doing it in wales, not sure how they will do it with the self service thoughBarb Dwyer wrote:I've just been in Tesco and there are signs up saying from October the 5th they will have to start charging 5p for carrier bags. How is this possible if you use the self service checkouts? and why have they replaced the womans voice with a mans voice?
39 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:36
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They will have to employ someone to hand out bags.
40 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:37
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a bag lady................or a bag man!Barb Dwyer wrote:They will have to employ someone to hand out bags.
just thought, if they had a head of bags he could be a bag head
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