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My shopping trip to asda
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42 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:38
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boltonbonce wrote:Brucie is still stocking the shelves.
43 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:44
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Nat Lofthouse
Just dropped my smartphone down the bog.
Not so smart now. I want this week to be over.
Not so smart now. I want this week to be over.
44 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:45
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put it in a bowl or something and fill the bowl with rice
46 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:47
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y2johnny wrote:put it in a bowl or something and fill the bowl with rice
What about seasoning it?
It'd be a bit bland without seasoning.
47 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:48
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boltonbonce wrote:Can't even see it.
Blimey, how big's your bog?
48 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:51
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Stop making me laugh. This is no time for levity.
I fear I'm shelling out for a new phone tomorrow.
I fear I'm shelling out for a new phone tomorrow.
50 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:53
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Breadman wrote:y2johnny wrote:put it in a bowl or something and fill the bowl with rice
What about seasoning it?
It'd be a bit bland without seasoning.
the rice draws out all the liquid and after doing ti myself i know it does work.
51 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:54
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boltonbonce wrote:Stop making me laugh. This is no time for levity.
I fear I'm shelling out for a new phone tomorrow.
52 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:55
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the size of a mobile, he was trying to sneak it into prison for big barry on breads behalfBarb Dwyer wrote:Or how big was the shit you had?
53 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 14:56
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The phone is waterproof,so if I can get it out it should be OK.
Not the afternoon I'd planned though.
I appreciate all the sympathy.
Bastards.
Not the afternoon I'd planned though.
I appreciate all the sympathy.
Bastards.54 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 15:00
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boltonbonce wrote:The phone is waterproof,so if I can get it out it should be OK.
Not the afternoon I'd planned though.
I appreciate all the sympathy.
Rather than taking the bog apart, why not lift the manhole cover on the drain and get Mrs Bonce to stand there with a net as you flush like the plod do when they raid drug dealers?
Simples.
55 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 15:07
boltonbonce
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I'm on the case. Been on youtube for tips. Not a lot there,but apparently,50% of phones damaged by water are damaged in the toilet. Update later. Pity mine didn't get stuck like this one.
56 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 15:11
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who takes their phone to the bog?
57 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 15:15
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Seriously? doesn't everyone now?Norpig wrote:who takes their phone to the bog?
58 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 15:17
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Hardly worth messing around down the bog when you can pick up a cheap one here.
59 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 15:21
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Now we're back at ASDA. I might go for this option.
60 Re: My shopping trip to asda Fri Sep 18 2015, 15:22
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not me mate! I'm not that attached to my mobile to be honesty2johnny wrote:Seriously? doesn't everyone now?Norpig wrote:who takes their phone to the bog?
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