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Bastards who don't turn up.

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21Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:05

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y2johnny wrote:
Breadman wrote:Took me bastard ages to parcel it up.

And you'll never guess what it is:

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A Norman wisdom smoking a pipe bust?

Freezing.

22Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:10

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Breadman wrote:
y2johnny wrote:
Breadman wrote:Took me bastard ages to parcel it up.

And you'll never guess what it is:

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A Norman wisdom smoking a pipe bust?

Freezing.

That was my bloody 8000th past too. feck

Wayne Rooney smoking a pipe bust?

23Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:10

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I've got it. A life size model of nats cock and balls

24Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:13

Bollotom2014

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Got to be a breadmaker, mixer or George Forman sandwich toaster. Well, as long as it doesn't need batteries and vibrates.

25Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:14

karlypants

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y2johnny wrote:I've got it. A life size model of nats cock and balls
lol!

26Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:18

boltonbonce

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Customized phone that only makes trunk calls?

27Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:20

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boltonbonce wrote:Customized phone that only makes trunk calls?

Whatever happened to the bad pun thread?

28Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:20

karlypants

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Is it one of these wrapped up (you thought you would be a big kid again but the Mrs didn't approve!)?

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29Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:21

boltonbonce

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y2johnny wrote:
Breadman wrote:
y2johnny wrote:
Breadman wrote:Took me bastard ages to parcel it up.

And you'll never guess what it is:

Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 F8214092a7ae859c774c1689e4891a8a

A Norman wisdom smoking a pipe bust?

Freezing.

That was my bloody 8000th past too. feck

Wayne Rooney smoking a pipe bust?
Missed a trick there Johnny. Well done though. Very Happy

30Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:21

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karlypants wrote:Is it one of these wrapped up?

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Would you seriously pay ninety quid for one of those?

31Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:23

karlypants

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Breadman wrote:
karlypants wrote:Is it one of these wrapped up?

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Would you seriously pay ninety quid for one of those?
No but it wouldn't surprise me if it was in that ball park. Shocked

32Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:26

Chairmanda

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what are the clues? Something breaders is vaguely worried about us knowing and teasing him in a gently humourous way? Cost around £90 new? He has had it for 4 years and not used it? The kind of thing a Kelly would want to own? I'm going for an exercise related piece of machinery? Am I warm?

33Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:28

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Chairmanda wrote:what are the clues? Something breaders is vaguely worried about us knowing and teasing him in a gently humourous way? Cost around £90 new? He has had it for 4 years and not used it? The kind of thing a Kelly would want to own? I'm going for an exercise related piece of machinery? Am I warm?

It's clearly some sort of rubber gimp suit.

34Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:28

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Sorry, Mand - way off.

I would never sell my weights bench and cross trainer.

Where else would I pile the ironing up?

35Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:29

karlypants

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Breadman wrote:Sorry, Mand - way off.

I would never sell my weights bench and cross trainer.

Where else would I pile the ironing up?
I was worried our treadmill would end up the same but the Mrs has used it on a regular basis since which is a surprise. Very Happy

36Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:29

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

It's clearly some sort of rubber gimp suit.

"Some sort" of gimp suit?

How many types are there?

37Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:31

Natasha Whittam

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Breadman wrote:

"Some sort" of gimp suit?

How many types are there?

Plenty. Some have rubber cocks attached. Does yours?

38Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:32

karlypants

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Natasha Whittam wrote:
Breadman wrote:

"Some sort" of gimp suit?

How many types are there?

Plenty. Some have rubber cocks attached. Does yours?
In this case it would be a "trunk" attached.

Maybe with you being in that kind of market you would know about them! :biggrin:

39Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:32

boltonbonce

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Do you have to plug it in?

40Bastards who don't turn up. - Page 2 Empty Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:33

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boltonbonce wrote:Do you have to plug it in?

The gimp suit?

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