Homey2johnny wrote:Breadman wrote:Took me bastard ages to parcel it up.
And you'll never guess what it is:
A Norman wisdom smoking a pipe bust?
Freezing.
Bastards who don't turn up.
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21 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:05
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Freezing.
22 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:10
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Breadman wrote:y2johnny wrote:Breadman wrote:Took me bastard ages to parcel it up.
And you'll never guess what it is:
A Norman wisdom smoking a pipe bust?
Freezing.
That was my bloody 8000th past too. feck
Wayne Rooney smoking a pipe bust?
23 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:10
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I've got it. A life size model of nats cock and balls
24 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:13
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Got to be a breadmaker, mixer or George Forman sandwich toaster. Well, as long as it doesn't need batteries and vibrates.
25 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:14
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y2johnny wrote:I've got it. A life size model of nats cock and balls
26 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:18
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Customized phone that only makes trunk calls?
27 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:20
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boltonbonce wrote:Customized phone that only makes trunk calls?
Whatever happened to the bad pun thread?
28 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:20
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Is it one of these wrapped up (you thought you would be a big kid again but the Mrs didn't approve!)?
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29 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:21
boltonbonce
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Missed a trick there Johnny. Well done though.y2johnny wrote:Breadman wrote:y2johnny wrote:Breadman wrote:Took me bastard ages to parcel it up.
And you'll never guess what it is:
A Norman wisdom smoking a pipe bust?
Freezing.
That was my bloody 8000th past too. feck
Wayne Rooney smoking a pipe bust?
30 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:21
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karlypants wrote:Is it one of these wrapped up?
Would you seriously pay ninety quid for one of those?
31 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:23
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No but it wouldn't surprise me if it was in that ball park.Breadman wrote:karlypants wrote:Is it one of these wrapped up?
Would you seriously pay ninety quid for one of those?
32 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:26
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what are the clues? Something breaders is vaguely worried about us knowing and teasing him in a gently humourous way? Cost around £90 new? He has had it for 4 years and not used it? The kind of thing a Kelly would want to own? I'm going for an exercise related piece of machinery? Am I warm?
33 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:28
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Chairmanda wrote:what are the clues? Something breaders is vaguely worried about us knowing and teasing him in a gently humourous way? Cost around £90 new? He has had it for 4 years and not used it? The kind of thing a Kelly would want to own? I'm going for an exercise related piece of machinery? Am I warm?
It's clearly some sort of rubber gimp suit.
34 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:28
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Sorry, Mand - way off.
I would never sell my weights bench and cross trainer.
Where else would I pile the ironing up?
I would never sell my weights bench and cross trainer.
Where else would I pile the ironing up?
35 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:29
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I was worried our treadmill would end up the same but the Mrs has used it on a regular basis since which is a surprise.Breadman wrote:Sorry, Mand - way off.
I would never sell my weights bench and cross trainer.
Where else would I pile the ironing up?
36 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:29
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Natasha Whittam wrote:
It's clearly some sort of rubber gimp suit.
"Some sort" of gimp suit?
How many types are there?
37 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:31
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Breadman wrote:
"Some sort" of gimp suit?
How many types are there?
Plenty. Some have rubber cocks attached. Does yours?
38 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:32
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In this case it would be a "trunk" attached.Natasha Whittam wrote:Breadman wrote:
"Some sort" of gimp suit?
How many types are there?
Plenty. Some have rubber cocks attached. Does yours?
Maybe with you being in that kind of market you would know about them!
39 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:32
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Do you have to plug it in?
40 Re: Bastards who don't turn up. Mon Sep 28 2015, 21:33
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boltonbonce wrote:Do you have to plug it in?
The gimp suit?
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