Did Your World End Today?

Facebook went down for 2 hours earlier today.

I'm sure half the geeks on here were suicidal at not being able to tell the world what mood they were in or what the consistency of their stools was like.

Don't worry, it's back now.

Didn't notice.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Facebook went down for 2 hours earlier today.

I'm sure half the geeks on here were suicidal at not being able to tell the world what mood they were in or what the consistency of their stools was like.

Don't worry, it's back now.

Its ok nat, ive got here to tell everybody that stuff!

while you asked, im not in the best of moods, I passed a stool about 30 mins ago and my ring piece feels like what id imagine Bolton Haters would feel like after a night out getting bummed in Bolton... I blame a combination of not drinking enough water today and the amount of sweetcorn I put with my tuna and sweetcorn Mayo for my jacket spud this morning...

in case your interested, it resembled some form of barbaric, Viking weapon - the shit being the wood and the sweetcorn being some form of 'spikes' making the weapon more effective.

glad i got that off my chest, thanks....

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Its ok nat, ive got here to tell everybody that stuff!

while you asked, im not in the best of moods, I passed a stool about 30 mins ago and my ring piece feels like what id imagine Bolton Haters would feel like after a night out getting bummed in Bolton... I blame a combination of not drinking enough water today and the amount of sweetcorn I put with my tuna and sweetcorn Mayo for my jacket spud this morning...

in case your interested, it resembled some form of barbaric, Viking weapon - the shit being the wood and the sweetcorn being some form of 'spikes' making the weapon more effective.

glad i got that off my chest, thanks....

You're the second bellend to mention his ringpiece in too much detail this week. You and Largehat should start a ringpiece club.

my friend sent me a text to tell me she couldn't access her facebook account so was at a lost end. and she was at work!

Hey Rebel, I call that shitting a hedgehog, as it rips your ring as it forces its way out into the world...........oouch.....

Spillthebeans wrote:Hey Rebel, I call that shitting a hedgehog, as it rips your ring as it forces its way out into the world...........oouch.....

Someone please start a ringpiece thread so I don't have to listen to this shit anymore.

Hadn't the foggiest it had gone down, no doubt when I look later there will be some whos life came to a shuddering halt when it did.

Classy thread.

Spiller, I know its 'Oor Wullie' but did you pick it coz it looked like you?

Just checked FB and the number of people mentioning it - GET A FRIGGIN LIFE!!!!!!



Luckily I was out for most of today, otherwise my ringpeice would have been very sore from shitting it, that it was down!!!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Spillthebeans wrote:Hey Rebel, I call that shitting a hedgehog, as it rips your ring as it forces its way out into the world...........oouch.....

Someone please start a ringpiece thread so I don't have to listen to this shit anymore.

unintended pun there?