Fook The Sugar Tax

All the crayons you can eat......

Shut it B.H.

scottjames30 wrote:Shut it B.H.

Take that pan off your head - I can't tell what you're saying!

Says the one who puts a twat with a hat in your avi.

Breadman wrote:I regularly knock one out to my mental picture of Soul Kitchen.

I normally have this effect on women, so nothing new there!

scottjames30 wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's sad that 1958 has become an arse-licking bumchum wannabee.

Some people have no pride.

As of yet I haven't signed up to any of the gangs. I am yet to receive an offer that reflects my true value, and appreciates the the sheer awesomeness that I would bring to the table. Until that time comes I am happy to remain neutral. 

Come the the brotherhood, we can offer you more than the greedy bumchums.

What can you offer?

To be fair I have heard things about the bumchum weekly meeting that I'm not sure I like. For instance, when everyone first arrives they are forced by Boncey to sit there watching Bruce's price is right whilst being force-fed pontefract cakes. After that they all have to go round the back of the bins one by one while kp does God knows what to them. 

On the other hand Breadman has a telescope and a Panama hat and it doesn't get much fucking cooler than that does it?
Then there is Norpig who I'm not to keen on getting on the wrong side of on account of him being a serial killer and that.
That leaves Johnny, who is my forum brother. It just wouldn't seem right going against family.

Then again, I do like crayons..........

Choose wisely. We're getting our dander up.

That's not the only cool hat I own:



Oh yeah!

Easy decision now, innit?

You will have a good time behind Bargain Booze 58 it is just part of the initiation!

Yeah. Wot Bread said.