It's my club and i'll do what i want with it

Norpig · 1 It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:00

Norpig

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Imagine you had won the euro lottery and scooped 120 million. Would you buy the club?

With the asking price going down all the time you could get it on the cheap and still have money beyond your wildest dreams

What would you do if you did own the club?

Would you sack Lennon?
Give Gartside his P45?
Demand you get to play upfront, lets face it it can't be any worse than Madine and Heskey can it?
Give Doris the tea lady a promotion?

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Natasha Whittam · 2 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:09

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I'd sign Rob Earnshaw.

Norpig · 3 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:12

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I'd sign Rob Earnshaw.

what as your personal gimp? He most be 45 by now surely?

scottjames30 · 4 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:12

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I'd buy it and sell it to the Arabs for twenty-five Million.

boltonbonce · 5 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:12

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I'd give all you nutters a lifetime season ticket in the Sir Bruce Forsyth West Stand.

Norpig · 6 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:13

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boltonbonce wrote:I'd give all you nutters a lifetime season ticket in the Sir Bruce Forsyth West Stand.

Norpig · 7 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:15

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would you still want to sit in your old seat? I would but i can imagine i would get some abuse and moans about why we aren't signing Ronaldo Very Happy

boltonbonce · 8 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:17

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I wouldn't get involved. Sir Bruce,as manager,would deal with that side of things.

Guest · 9 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:22

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I'd take the top tier off (not like we really need it any more, is it?) and install a massive Wall of Death all the way round.

And anybody who displeased me would be strapped to the back of the motorbike and driven round until they were sick.

Norpig · 10 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:36

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i think i'd knock down one half of the North Stand and let Aldi build a supermarket there. People are always moaning the atmosphere isn't as good as at Burnden Park so it will be a reminder of happier times Very Happy

Who can forget Russell Coughlin taking a penalty at that end and almost putting it on the Normid roof

karlypants · 11 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:36

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Breadman wrote:I'd take the top tier off (not like we really need it any more, is it?) and install a massive Wall of Death all the way round.

And anybody who displeased me would be strapped to the back of the motorbike and driven round until they were sick.

Guest · 12 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:39

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Norpig wrote:
Who can forget Russell Coughlin taking a penalty at that end and almost putting it on the Normid roof

Was that the name of the Blackpool guy in the Sherpa van?

10 pts for remembering his name, mate. Very Happy

Norpig · 13 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:40

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Breadman wrote:

Norpig wrote:
Who can forget Russell Coughlin taking a penalty at that end and almost putting it on the Normid roof

Was that the name of the Blackpool guy in the Sherpa van?

10 pts for remembering his name, mate.

it still makes me laugh even now Very Happy

Guest · 14 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:42

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They even laughed at him on Granada Reports in a special feature as I remember.

Sir Nat stood on the penalty spot, looking up at the Normid and pissing himself.

boltonbonce · 15 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:43

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karlypants · 16 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:44

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karlypants · 17 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:44

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boltonbonce wrote:

Great minds eh Bonce! Very Happy

boltonbonce · 18 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:45

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Norpig · 19 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:45

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Norpig · 20 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:46

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we're all at it Laughing

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It's my club and i'll do what i want with it

1 It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:00

Norpig

2 Re: It's my club and i'll do what i want with it Sun Nov 22 2015, 17:09

Natasha Whittam

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Norpig

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scottjames30

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boltonbonce

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Norpig

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Norpig

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boltonbonce

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Guest

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Norpig

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karlypants

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Guest

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Norpig

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Guest

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boltonbonce

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karlypants

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karlypants

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boltonbonce

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Norpig

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Norpig

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