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21Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 12:34

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karlypants wrote:
y2johnny wrote:Seriously Breaders, stick some mushrooms on yours, they are really really nice.  We have got the mini steak burger from tesco's for tonight, we have ours naked (which means without the bun before magoo gets all giddy!) with fried onions and mushrooms and cheese!  oh and curly fries of course Smile
How is it a proper burger without the bun? Evil or Very Mad

I thought you we're the connoisseur of them!
Watching my Carb intake, no carbs before marbs Smile

22Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 12:37

boltonbonce

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Breadman wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:I always forget to take the shopping list out with me,then have to phone home to find out what we wanted.

Or the pond water's made the ink run and it's no longer legible?
Very funny.
No one laughed at Mr Darcy when he emerged from the water.
Mind you,he wasn't being supported by a drunk wearing a balaclava and a tartan sports jacket,I'll give you that.

23Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 14:49

wanderlust

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boltonbonce wrote:
Breadman wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:I always forget to take the shopping list out with me,then have to phone home to find out what we wanted.

Or the pond water's made the ink run and it's no longer legible?
Very funny.
No one laughed at Mr Darcy when he emerged from the water.
Mind you,he wasn't being supported by a drunk wearing a balaclava and a tartan sports jacket,I'll give you that.
This is similar to something that happened to me and a mate in Stirling in the 70s when we waded into the Forth to pull out a drowning guy. Except he was pissed, his wife had just left him and he was trying to top himself (in about 2 ft of water at that point) and he cursed us to Kingdom Come for trying to save him. A passer-by flagged down a cop car and the drunk announced to the gathering crowd that we were effing c's for preventing him from doing it as he was hauled off. The three column inches in the local rag said we were heroes though.

24Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 14:54

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Heartening (and encouraging) to learn that it only takes 3 inches to make you a hero in some peoples' eyes.

I'll be showing your comment to Mrs B later in the hope that she takes heed.

25Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 14:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You did well. He probably thought it through when he'd sobered up.

26Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 15:47

scottjames30

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Chickens, im eating one full chicken a day without the legs, the cat has them.

27Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 15:51

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Your cat's got chicken legs?

What Island of Dr Moreau business is this....?  Shocked



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28Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 15:52

Natasha Whittam

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Breadman wrote:Mrs B has left me a list for when I go to Tesco in a bit to buy the beer and it reads thusly:

Minced beef
Barms
Cheese slices
Anything else you think we might need.


I now understand why you always start bitching when I start anti-fat threads.

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29Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 15:55

scottjames30

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Breadman wrote:Your cat's got chicken legs?

What Island of Dr Moreau business is this....?  Shocked

My cat wont eat cat food, tuna, chicken, fish , sardines, give it cat food and it looks at you as if to say what the fuck is this.

30Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:00

scottjames30

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If i'm pigging out my favorable pigging out food is chilli con carne with nachos with grated cheese mixed in with hot chillies on top.

31Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:14

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Natasha Whittam wrote:
Breadman wrote:Mrs B has left me a list for when I go to Tesco in a bit to buy the beer and it reads thusly:

Minced beef
Barms
Cheese slices
Anything else you think we might need.


I now understand why you always start bitching when I start anti-fat threads.

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The one on the right.

32Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:17

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Nah, second left in the Ribena stained white tee-shirt and "gilet" that she can't fasten.

33Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:17

karlypants

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I've just realised that they are the family from Blackburn where the fat one on the right is on benefits and has been trying to follow her dream by auditioning on the XFactor?

34Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:18

karlypants

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Dave have you started preparing them burgers yet? Very Happy

35Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:18

wanderlust

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Breadman wrote:Heartening (and encouraging) to learn that it only takes 3 inches to make you a hero in some peoples' eyes.

I'll be showing your comment to Mrs B later in the hope that she takes heed.
You can do a lot with a 3 inch column Bread. Three column inches have been known to evoke every emotion in the human spectrum - truly a magnificent weapon capable of disseminating agony and ecstasy in equal measure.

However it's a bit rubbish for a penis.

36Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:22

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Did you specifically word that so I'd read spectrum as rectum?

If you did, top work, sir.

(Burgers prepared, shaped and chilling nicely in the fridge thanks, Karl.)

37Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:24

karlypants

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Breadman wrote:(Burgers prepared, shaped and chilling nicely in the fridge thanks, Karl.)
As Johnny has invited me on your behalf, what time do you want me round? :biggrin:

38Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:26

boltonbonce

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Don't go KP.
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39Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:26

finlaymcdanger

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This thread is like a trip to Royston Vasey. 'We don't bother the outside world, we don't want it bothering us.'

40Shopping list. - Page 2 Empty Re: Shopping list. Mon Nov 30 2015, 16:26

Natasha Whittam

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karlypants wrote:
As Johnny has invited me on your behalf, what time do you want me round? :biggrin:

Bumchum BBQ?

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