Ideal/Worst Dinner Party Guests

Ideal: Halle Berry, Scarlett Johannsen, Kaliese Spencer & Ricardo Gardner

Worst: Alex Ferguson, Gary Neville, Alan Shearer & Dennis Bergkamp

Yes - Lord Byron, Bridget Bardot, Julius Cesar, Cleopatra, Ernest Shackleton and Mary (mother of Christ).



No - Margret Thatcher, David Cameron, George Osborne, Vlad the Impaler, Fred West and Ian Brady.

A substitute 'No' in case someone was not able to not attend, Phil Gartside.

You are only allowed four guests and they all need to be alive, chipbutty.

Worst: Jimmy Carr, Gary Megson*, Lady Gaga, Jeremy Hunt

Best: Bill Turnbull ^, Rachel Riley, David Dimbleby and Reginald D. Hunter



* Met Megson in real life and he was a complete cock

^ Purely because of his appearance in Professor Green's new video



Nice to see that Pereguin (BH) sees fit to call me a celebrity - thank you :-)

I think they are all still alive (but I could be wrong and am happy to be corrected). I've picked six and not four because I expect at least two of em to be pissed half way through the main course and I may need to bring on the subs.

Ideal - Morgan Freeman (for his stories of films he's been in),
Al Habsi (met him 3 times after bolton games and he is a quality bloke)
Lee Evans

Worst - Alan carr, Louis Spence, my aunties boyfriend (cunt). Peirs Morgan

Ideal: Clint Eastwood, Richard Herring, Sarah Millican, Kaley Cuoco

Worst: Alex Ferguson, Joey Barton, Pippa Middleton, Cheryl Cole

Ideal....Emma Thompson-Anthony Hopkins-Paul Mccartney-Steven Seagal.

Worst....Liam Gallagher-Gordon Brown-Tony Blair-Diane Abbott.

Ideal - Victoria Pendleton, Julie Walters, Keith Richards, Gianfranco Zola

Worst - Graham Norton, Michael Barrymore, An industrial sized bucket of swarfega.

Ideal- Muhammed Ali, Rebecca Adlington, Stan Bowles, Tom Sharpe

Worst- That cnut Shabaz out of BB 7, Nancy Doolallyo, Katie Price, Russell Bland.