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Exclusive report from Marked Tiles and Alun Trickedsome
Astonishing revelations have come to light this afternoon from our inside sources at the decrepitly and laxly run Bolton Nuts forum that several key personnel face severe tellings off from their nearest and dearests about the inordinate amount of time they spend on the site.
It is claimed that site founder Sluffy has been subjected to a winding up order from unnamed wums over the lack of discipline on this site and that he has been teased and tormented recently over his role in the sites Panto production. The word is that he has been asked to play a scrotum.
They further revealed that his position on the site as been greatly undermined by losing in a face off to the young mod Karlypants in a contest for sites the Mod of the Year.
If these reports were not staggering enough long time Bolton Banter funny man Hipster was shocked to miss out on the Funniest Poster award and the queen of the forum, Natasha lost her unbeaten record and failed to take the sites blue ribbon trophy of the Bell end award.
Unseemly squabbling has been reported on the last Betting Shop thread resulting it would appear in vimto and twirls being thrown out of a pram.
Reeling from these body blows to the site further news has since been leaked that both Johnny and Bonce have given notice of impending retirement due to mass repetitive postings of jokes and japes and thus diverting attention away from that self imposed gloom of following a football team of dubious quality.
It would appear that substantial amounts of money are soon to be leaving the site as numerous members bet on the fate of the club (or the odd boxing match) with no one gaining from this selfish and ghoulish practice apart from a charity or two.
Where will this end?
Please post any further information you may be aware of below.
Help us to sort out this mess before it gets too late for Nuts.
PS if Nuts did go under what would you call the new site to take its place?
Astonishing revelations have come to light this afternoon from our inside sources at the decrepitly and laxly run Bolton Nuts forum that several key personnel face severe tellings off from their nearest and dearests about the inordinate amount of time they spend on the site.
It is claimed that site founder Sluffy has been subjected to a winding up order from unnamed wums over the lack of discipline on this site and that he has been teased and tormented recently over his role in the sites Panto production. The word is that he has been asked to play a scrotum.
They further revealed that his position on the site as been greatly undermined by losing in a face off to the young mod Karlypants in a contest for sites the Mod of the Year.
If these reports were not staggering enough long time Bolton Banter funny man Hipster was shocked to miss out on the Funniest Poster award and the queen of the forum, Natasha lost her unbeaten record and failed to take the sites blue ribbon trophy of the Bell end award.
Unseemly squabbling has been reported on the last Betting Shop thread resulting it would appear in vimto and twirls being thrown out of a pram.
Reeling from these body blows to the site further news has since been leaked that both Johnny and Bonce have given notice of impending retirement due to mass repetitive postings of jokes and japes and thus diverting attention away from that self imposed gloom of following a football team of dubious quality.
It would appear that substantial amounts of money are soon to be leaving the site as numerous members bet on the fate of the club (or the odd boxing match) with no one gaining from this selfish and ghoulish practice apart from a charity or two.
Where will this end?
Please post any further information you may be aware of below.
Help us to sort out this mess before it gets too late for Nuts.
PS if Nuts did go under what would you call the new site to take its place?
how about Nuts about Bolton as a new name
