Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

Just discovered (thanks to BBC4 again) that SDjr had an affair with none other than Linda Lovelace.

Wonder if he invited "you know who" back to his gaff for some three in a bed, "deep chin" action....?

And what an unpleasant thought that is.

I'll have to take a shower.

I don't need to hear such things.

I'm locking up my thread for the night. See you all in 2016.

A very happy,healthy new year to one and all.

Benitez sacked at Real.Zidane in.
Laughable.

Not sure what he's like as a manager but Zidane is one of my all time favourite players. The way he controlled the ball and used to glide past people with ease, was a joy to watch. He always made it look effortless. I never tire of watching this. Some of the stuff is unbelievable. 

Great player,of that there is no doubt.
But what qualifications does he have to manage one of the biggest clubs in the world.
I used to be very good at eating chocolate,but I wouldn't be top of the list for the next Cadbury CEO.

boltonbonce wrote:Great player,of that there is no doubt.
But what qualifications does he have to manage one of the biggest clubs in the world.
I used to be very good at eating chocolate,but I wouldn't be top of the list for the next Cadbury CEO.

imagine thats how you got jobs.  what would being really good at knocking one out qualify you for?

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Great player,of that there is no doubt.
But what qualifications does he have to manage one of the biggest clubs in the world.
I used to be very good at eating chocolate,but I wouldn't be top of the list for the next Cadbury CEO.

imagine thats how you got jobs.  what would being really good at knocking one out qualify you for?

Leader of the Tory Party.

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Great player,of that there is no doubt.
But what qualifications does he have to manage one of the biggest clubs in the world.
I used to be very good at eating chocolate,but I wouldn't be top of the list for the next Cadbury CEO.

imagine thats how you got jobs.  what would being really good at knocking one out qualify you for?

Leader of the Tory Party.

 you win this round boncey!!!!

I thang yow.

Profile of my boss on Look North tonight.

Oh dear.

OOPS!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35244864

"I missed!" (Grins sheepishly into camera.)

No you didn't, mate.....you definitely got him.

Quality.

More flooding on the news tonight. My heart goes out to those poor people.

But if I see another TV reporter,standing up to his knees in water,I'll put a brick through the telly.

I know what a flood is. There's no need to stand in the middle of it.

Always clean your belly button.

Can't watch that.

I've got a thing about belly buttons and I just.....no.....not happening.

I sometimes wonder how I always end up in the YouTube twilight zone. I'm still living in fear of Dr Dmitri. He'll get me one of these days.

My brain must always revert to some sort of pre-programmed, automatic setting when I've had a few and wind up on YouTube late at night because I've found myself watching videos, ostensibly for the first time, and laughing at one of the comments......

....only to discover that it was me that left it.

About a week previously.

And I have absolutely no recollection of doing so.

Or having watched the video previously.

It's happened a few times and it's starting to concern me a bit.

Bit random this,but it amused me.
The actor,Jeremy Brett,once sent himself a fan letter.


 David Burke originally told this at the Northern Musgraves' Jeremy Brett Memorial Lunch.

Jeremy said to me on one occasion:

- I was feeling so low the other day that I sent myself a fan letter.

- Are you serious?

- I'm absolutely serious.

- What did you write to yourself?

- "Dear Jeremy,
I would just like to say what a wonderful actor you are. Your Sherlock Holmes puts every other attempt at the part in the shade. Basil Rathbone is not fit to clean your boots; and Douglas Wilmer and Robert Stephens should beg you to give them lessons. You're much prettier than all of them, for a start. There is only one word for your performance — magic. Please send me a signed photograph.
Yours, Joe Bloggs.
P.S. I've heard that you're really a nice person, too."

- Did you really write that?

- Yes, I did.

- Did you send it?

- Yes. I put a first-class stamp on it. I wanted to get it as soon as possible. It came the next morning.

- And did you read it?

- Of course I read it. I read it a dozen times. I felt wonderful afterwards.

- Well, did you send yourself a signed photograph?

- David, I may be mad — but I'm not barking mad!

-In any case,the bugger didn't send a stamped addressed envelope!"

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:The bin men emptied the blue bins today.

You have a blue bin as well?

I hope Bolton Council don't read your post as we have 3 already and that is plenty!

We have four. Black, Grey, Blue and Green, and now the council are talking about introducing a fifth brown bin for household rubble. I pity people who live in terraced houses because they must have no back garden to speak of with all the bloody bins!