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Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

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What Bonce isn't telling you is, he's been served with a winding-up petition by Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Forums and he has no choice in the matter.

He owes them money in unpaid royalties for all the times he's quoted Old Rug Head and posted pictures of him and now they've come for him.

They imposed a 10,500 post limit on him and if he posts anything else, he's in serious bother.

We need to start a Just Giving page to fund Boncey's PRS demand.

I've got two old Tarby gags and an unused Jasper Carrot anecdote that I'm happy to give up.

Anybody else?

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've got a Kenny Lynch CD and a signed photo of Max Bygraves that i can let go

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Belly button fluff and toe jam?

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

bloody British Gas just rang to say they can't make it today, good job the boiler fixed itself  Rolling Eyes

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Norpig wrote:bloody British Gas just rang to say they can't make it today, good job the boiler fixed itself  Rolling Eyes
I thought that was part of the cover, them coming out same day?

Stick a complaint in, see what you can squeeze out of the bastards.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:
Norpig wrote:bloody British Gas just rang to say they can't make it today, good job the boiler fixed itself  Rolling Eyes
I thought that was part of the cover, them coming out same day?

Stick a complaint in, see what you can squeeze out of the bastards.
 if the boiler hadn't come back on i would have kicked off big time. They say they will try to get to you the same day but its not guaranteed. I knew when it got past 4 o'clock they wouldn't come as it would take them too long to finish the job in their working hours

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

well guess what woke up this morning and it's packed up again  Mad. They can only offer me between 12 and 6 again today as well. If they don't show up today i am going to lose my rag

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Norpig wrote:well guess what woke up this morning and it's packed up again  Mad. They can only offer me between 12 and 6 again today as well. If they don't show up today i am going to lose my rag and freeze my woman bits off.
Very Happy

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Todays headlines NORPIG.

Icy conditions and freezing fog forecast as temperature drops :biggrin: :Overreact:

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:Todays headlines NORPIG.

Icy conditions and freezing fog forecast as temperature drops :biggrin: :Overreact:
 you're all heart Magoo  Very Happy i suppose its a balmy 20 degrees in Devon?

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Norpig wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:Todays headlines NORPIG.

Icy conditions and freezing fog forecast as temperature drops :biggrin: :Overreact:
 you're all heart Magoo  Very Happy i suppose its a balmy 20 degrees in Devon?
You got your boiler fixed yet Norpig

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:
Norpig wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:Todays headlines NORPIG.

Icy conditions and freezing fog forecast as temperature drops :biggrin: :Overreact:
 you're all heart Magoo  Very Happy i suppose its a balmy 20 degrees in Devon?
You got your boiler fixed yet Norpig
In a home made tomato sauce and cheese on top or you having spaghetti with it?

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Whoops, don't know what happened there! Very Happy

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:
Norpig wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:Todays headlines NORPIG.

Icy conditions and freezing fog forecast as temperature drops :biggrin: :Overreact:
 you're all heart Magoo  Very Happy i suppose its a balmy 20 degrees in Devon?
You got your boiler fixed yet Norpig
no still not fixed, the engineer didn't have a clue and she almost left because she couldn't find a fault so i tested the hot water before she went and it didn't come on. She thinks its now a sensor problem but she needed to order it for today  Rolling Eyes

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
Norpig wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:Todays headlines NORPIG.

Icy conditions and freezing fog forecast as temperature drops :biggrin: :Overreact:
 you're all heart Magoo  Very Happy i suppose its a balmy 20 degrees in Devon?
You got your boiler fixed yet Norpig
no still not fixed, the engineer didn't have a clue and she almost left because she couldn't find a fault so i tested the hot water before she went and it didn't come on. She thinks its now a sensor problem but she needed to order it for today  Rolling Eyes
She? Says it all mate! Very Happy

I hope you get it sorted soon though as there is nothing worse than having no heating and hot water! Smile

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Hope its sorted soon Norpig :good:

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I remember when ours broke down a few years ago, the evening I was flying out of the UK and with having no hot water (don't have an electric shower) I had to boil pans of water on the stove to fill the bath a little so I could have a good wash.

Was a right nightmare so I can feel your pain Norpig. Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just had a hamper making kit delivered.
I didn't order it. Nor did anyone else. It's just a cheap little tray,a red ribbon and some cellophane.
Got my name on the parcel,but it's a mystery. No invoice,or covering letter even.
£8 to buy apparently. Anyone else had one?

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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Are you sure that you haven't signed up for a freebie online?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Are you sure that you haven't signed up for a freebie online?
Wouldn't put it past me.

Believe it or not,I was once mistaken for a man who'd ordered a Maserati. Shocked

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