Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

Bloody hell. Just noticed I'm on volume 3. Unbelievable.

Love the "Nice to see you" bit whoever has added it.

Why do I always seem to find this bugger on youtube?

The bloke freaks me out.

He is very odd!  ( Just enjoy....   )

did you watch tipping point today? Bruce Forsyth was the correct answer to the final question...and won the contestant £10k...but what was the question?

Missed it Manda.

which Bruce was called "Boy Bruce, the mighty atom"?

I would have got that.

It was an accordion act when he was 14 apparently.

So it would appear he's always been annoying.

You know your life's really shit when you are sat in the pub checking Nuts with a meatloaf impersonator from Westhaughton on 

I'm surprised he didn't come on stage on a motorbike as well with him having the same physique as the real meatloaf.

karlypants wrote:You know your life's really shit when you are sat in the pub checking Nuts with a meatloaf impersonator from Westhaughton on 

Why do you feel the need to go round checking everyone's bollocks in the pub? Just give them an appointment to see you round the back of Bargain booze and do it there.

BF's just been on Text Santa.

I've texted them back and asked them to return my fiver.

I've lost my panda. This'll have to do.

Paddy McUseless is just about to reveal which world record he's going to try and break.

I'm praying with every fibre of my being it's the one for shoving lit fireworks up his arse.

It'd certainly stop him talking.

I don't know why I bother coming out, the lads hide it from me that there is a "turn" on as they know I will complain rightfully so as they are shite.

Two lads have come on now looking like they are from Grange Hill!