Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

Breadman wrote:Bastards!



...and we all know where that piece of dead skin wound up after the camera went off, don't we?

Full of protein and flaky nutritiousness.......

Ewww!

Wouldn't fancy waking up to this sucker.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36573623

boltonbonce wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36605999/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-on-the-pitch

Just when you thought you'd seen it all....

Bwfc1958 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36605999/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-on-the-pitch

Just when you thought you'd seen it all....

We recently played our local curry house for charity. They finished the game with only one man.

Did they all have the shits?

Was it Sheffield Windsday

whatsgoingon wrote:Was it Sheffield Windsday

The Russians know a good team when they see one.

http://www.oldfarters.ru/index.php?newsid=804

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/13956/10323182/england-fans-provoked-russians-says-alexander-shprygin

On the subject of Russians I read this before and a couple of things sprung to mind:
A he's had a right bollocking when he got back to Russia 
B I think he's a Liverpool fan in disguise

At least the Jocks are at home,enjoying what they're good at.

And this is only to see who buys the coffee.

Are they all that tight fisted?

My Scottish mate was so mean,he used to give his suit to the charity shop,then buy it back when they'd had it dry cleaned.
Saved a few bob.

Random post. As usual.

Anyone looking for a good read?  If you're into this kind of subject.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brothers-Stephen-Kinzer/dp/1250053129/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1466791287&sr=1-1&keywords=stephen+kinzer

When it is time for volume 4 can i just create it and replace this one so i am back as the rightful author

KP might be the man to ask. I'm thinking of publishing the first three volumes.
I'm sure they'd sell well.

Lovely sight from the back window.The colours aren't showing in the picture. Going black now.

Is that Eddie Jordan?