Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

Bwfc1958 wrote:Based on the fact that that link has the words 'man with 10 pound penis' in it, I think I'll give it a miss.

Eye watering 58!

Had someone round from the local church this morning,offering to pray for me over Easter.

Bit worried now.

boltonbonce wrote:Had someone round from the local church this morning,offering to pray for me over Easter.

Bit worried now.

It must be in relation to your browser search sessions!

My Google search history would keep a psychiatrist busy for a year KP.

The man with a 10lb penis would be a bit worrysome,I suppose.

Nice.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35819200

boltonbonce wrote:Nice.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35819200

you old softie

Home made Korean fried chicken with salad this evening.

karlypants wrote:Home made Korean fried chicken with salad this evening.

Get off my thread with your foreign grub.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Home made Korean fried chicken with salad this evening.

Get off my thread with your foreign grub.

Whoops! Not sure how that happened!

Hate working Sunday morning. Be back in time for footy though.

I'm sat outside the trafford centre. My lad is at a bowling jamboree with beavers. Plus it's his birthday. Large Americano and brooklyn 99 to keep me occupied until he is done

I'm off out soon taking my boys and the dog up to Rivington pike. Love the place when the weathers nice.

Bwfc1958 wrote:I'm off out soon taking my boys and the dog up to Rivington pike. Love the place when the weathers nice.

Spent many happy days there. Got into a few scrapes too.

I found this deeply moving. Good old British common sense.

Never underestimate the power of the sea. This old couple survived. Just.

boltonbonce wrote:Never underestimate the power of the sea. This old couple survived. Just.

Absolutely terrifying!

How do you know they survived?

Read about it later. The guy filming couldn't help because he was disabled.

Scary stuff.

Very sad to learn of the death of comedian Garry Shandling. Loved his show.

I woke up this morning to find some funny looking smear and sticky marks on the kitchen telly.

On further inspection it turns out that the Mrs decided to open a can of mackerel in teriyaki sauce right in front of the TV and managed to splatter it all over it and the surrounding wall! 

karlypants wrote:I woke up this morning to find some funny looking smear and sticky marks on the kitchen telly.

On further inspection it turns out that the Mrs decided to open a can of mackerel in teriyaki sauce right in front of the TV and managed to splatter it all over it and the surrounding wall! 

That's it, you blame the Mrs. Nothing to do with you getting a bit overexcited watching babestation last night at all. Dirty bugger.