Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

Btw, bought my lad a canberra raiders top from the nrl. They did a series of marvel ones and the raiders one was hulk, his favourite

Salford v Warrington tonight. Looking forward to it.

It's a bit weird seeing Salford not actually being shit for a change.

Probably won't last.

They have been hit and miss. Punching above their weight for sure, but fingers crossed long may it continue. We have doctor devil coming down to see the kids i train in a few weeks.

Last second drop goal beats us. Bastards.

:angry:

More banter at work tomorrow.

And I can assure you it won't be good-natured.

Work in progress.

Even last season, they'd have lost that game heavily.

I know I said it won't last but the signs are encouraging.

It looks like the Koukash era may finally be bearing fruit.

Just wish he'd change his Twitter handle......

Big improvement,but I have to live here. Luckily I'll have Saturday to get over it.

Then Sunday to get over the Wanderers.

Life just isn't fair.

There's a lot to be said for Mrs B's approach to sport - It's all pointless shit and not worth getting annoyed over.

Shame she doesn't apply the same rationale to shoes, handbags and Coronation Street.

Each to their own, I suppose.

And by the way, I had a meeting with a guy in Pilsworth today about some work and after the formal stuff he said:

"I see from your CV that you're a Notlob fan."

(He actually said "Notlob", so it was immediately obvious that I was in for some shit.)

I smiled and said "Yeah, for my sins" and the bastard openly laughed at me and asked if I wanted to borrow one of their old collecting buckets.

Thanks Eddie......

So was in skipton today. On the industrial estate i was working on, there was only a "COPPER DRAGON BREWERY"

http://www.redbookmag.com/life/news/a21374/meet-the-man-with-the-10-pound-penis/

Based on the fact that that link has the words 'man with 10 pound penis' in it, I think I'll give it a miss.

Bwfc1958 wrote:Based on the fact that that link has the words 'man with 10 pound penis' in it, I think I'll give it a miss.

Don't. It's remarkable. Even my Mum had a look. Nothing is on show.

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You'd need fair pair of budgie smugglers to keep that in place.

I bet kp knows him. I reckon he's a regular at the bondage festivals, handing out his own business cards with directions to his nearest bargain booze on the back. 

Bwfc1958 wrote:I bet kp knows him. I reckon he's a regular at the bondage festivals, handing out his own business cards with directions to his nearest bargain booze on the back. 

Don't knock BDSM until you have tried it!

Tried it KP.

But no man should have to buy his underpants at Land Of Leather.