Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

There appears to be some issues with the server Boncey.

Bloody hell Bonce, you have deleted your message!

My post disappeared.

boltonbonce wrote:My post disappeared.

That's weird as I thought you had deleted it somehow.

Knowing me,I probably did. I was trying to edit it.

Don't put me in charge of the nuclear button.

That smiley took 12 minutes to reach me.

On the way back from a dental appointment in Walkden this morning,I decided to call at my local shop and grab the first edition of The New Day,a new newspaper for people too busy to read the news.
It's bloody rubbish. Try it,it's free for the moment. I'm out.

i'll stick to the Metro Boncey, it's free and a decent read

Metro is Ok. Nice price too.

Newspapers have had their day in the modern world.

http://who-would-play-you-in-a-movie.pilots.bbcconnectedstudio.co.uk/

I got Luke Evans.

Ryan Reynolds would play me apparently.

I've never heard of him but Mrs B seems pleased with the idea.

Breadman wrote:Ryan Reynolds would play me apparently.

I've never heard of him but Mrs B seems pleased with the idea.

You should be so lucky.

You’re excellent at seeing things for what they really are, like Denzel’s ‘Frank Lucas’ in American Gangster (although we’re not suggesting that you’re an intimidating mobster - honestly!). You’re assertive and know what you want out of life. Like Denzel’s heroic pilot in Flight , you prefer working alone - relying on other people can get messy and you don’t cope well with stress.

GO WITH THE FLOW
SENSIBLY ADVENTUROUS
PRODUCTIVE WORRIER
KIND & SUPPORTIVE
PART TIME EXTROVERT

Wonder who would play Nat?

David walliams

Or Bea Arthur.

Oh dear.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-league/35714493

An actual dog. Ffs. I mean snog a dog fair enough. You know the score, ten to 2 in ikon, pissed as a fart, you need to go home with somethingone.