HomeI did something similar with a can of beer. I dropped it,and the bloody thing exploded. I was still finding beer stains in unlikely places weeks later.
Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).
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361 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:07 am
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
362 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:15 am
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
The kids are a nightmare for it in our house. I'll look up at the ceiling one day and there'll be some bolognese sauce up there that they've flung up there without me knowing. Cleaning bolognese off the ceiling is not what I should be having to do in my spare time. Bloody kids.....
363 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:24 am
karlypants
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Bwfc1958 wrote:That's it, you blame the Mrs. Nothing to do with you getting a bit overexcited watching babestation last night at all. Dirty bugger.karlypants wrote:I woke up this morning to find some funny looking smear and sticky marks on the kitchen telly.
On further inspection it turns out that the Mrs decided to open a can of mackerel in teriyaki sauce right in front of the TV and managed to splatter it all over it and the surrounding wall!
364 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:25 am
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Bwfc1958 wrote:The kids are a nightmare for it in our house. I'll look up at the ceiling one day and there'll be some bolognese sauce up there that they've flung up there without me knowing. Cleaning bolognese off the ceiling is not what I should be having to do in my spare time. Bloody kids.....
You are worrying me now, I have white walls and a light coloured suite!365 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:28 am
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Oh dear....karlypants wrote:Bwfc1958 wrote:The kids are a nightmare for it in our house. I'll look up at the ceiling one day and there'll be some bolognese sauce up there that they've flung up there without me knowing. Cleaning bolognese off the ceiling is not what I should be having to do in my spare time. Bloody kids.....
366 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:32 am
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
As a teen I used to work part time at a boarding kennel on Manchester road in LH,and the owner left me alone one Saturday morning,after asking me to move his boxes of home brew from the kitchen, into an outbuilding.
As I dragged the first box out they began to explode,one by one. The kitchen looked like a war zone.
It took a week to get it back to some kind of order. I was known as 'Calamity Dave' from then on.
Nothing much has changed.
As I dragged the first box out they began to explode,one by one. The kitchen looked like a war zone.
It took a week to get it back to some kind of order. I was known as 'Calamity Dave' from then on.
Nothing much has changed.
367 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:43 am
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The one near the Dunny at the entrance to the Slackies?
It's still there if it was. They breed Labs.
It's still there if it was. They breed Labs.
368 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:46 am
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
boltonbonce wrote:As a teen I used to work part time at a boarding kennel on Manchester road in LH,and the owner left me alone one Saturday morning,after asking me to move his boxes of home brew from the kitchen, into an outbuilding.
As I dragged the first box out they began to explode,one by one. The kitchen looked like a war zone.
It took a week to get it back to some kind of order. I was known as 'Calamity Dave' from then on.
Nothing much has changed.
Don't worry Bonce, shit happens to us all at some point, like my episode of attempting to get into a car that wasn't even mine.
Also, a couple of years ago I pulled up at tesco petrol station in Walkden and the petrol cap was on the opposite side of the car to the pump. I dragged the hose around and it just about reached, although the nozzle wouldn't fit all the way in. I thought it would be fine but apparently not. As I squeezed the trigger the petrol backfired out of the tank and into my fucking eyeballs. My eyes were burning like mad and I could barely see. I had to drive over to tesco and run in the bogs to wash my eyes out. Needless to say I felt a right tit. It'll never happen again that's for sure. I'd be willing to place money on the fact I'm probably the only person in the world ever to fill their eyes with petrol instead of their car. Idiot.
369 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:50 am
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Bloody hell 58. 
That is nasty,and painful.
Bread,It was opposite the cop shop. Next door to Brierley House. Pulled down now.
That is nasty,and painful.Bread,It was opposite the cop shop. Next door to Brierley House. Pulled down now.
370 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:52 am
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Did they really pull it down or did the owner just ask you do a bit of DIY for him one day....?
371 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:53 am
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Breadman wrote:Did they really pull it down or did the owner just ask you do a bit of DIY for him one day....?
372 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:00 am
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:Did they really pull it down or did the owner just ask you do a bit of DIY for him one day....?
I'd have been cheaper. DIY isn't really my thing. I remember cutting a bedroom carpet to size,using a template of the room. I did a perfect job.
Unfortunately,I'd cut it pile side down,so when I came to lay it,everything was back to front.
How I laughed that night,as I crawled into my hammock in the garden shed.
373 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:03 am
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Breadman wrote:Did they really pull it down or did the owner just ask you do a bit of DIY for him one day....?
DIY isn't really my thing. I remember cutting a bedroom carpet to size,using a template of the room. I did a perfect job.
Unfortunately,I'd cut it pile side down,so when I came to lay it,everything was back to front.
How I laughed that night,as I crawled into my hammock in the garden shed.
374 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:04 am
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I've done the exact same thing with laminate flooring.
I spent ages marking it out, measuring and sawing it carefully to get a good finish round the fire place before I realised my mistake.
It's easily done.
If you're a knob like we are......
I spent ages marking it out, measuring and sawing it carefully to get a good finish round the fire place before I realised my mistake.
It's easily done.
If you're a knob like we are......
375 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:09 am
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It always seems better than paying someone else to do it. Then reality kicks in.
Have you ever put together a flat pack piece of furniture?
I always seem to end up with bits left over.
Have you ever put together a flat pack piece of furniture?
I always seem to end up with bits left over.
376 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:15 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Clocks go forward tonight. What a pain in the arse.
377 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:35 pm
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Bloody hell. Forgot all about that.boltonbonce wrote:Clocks go forward tonight. What a pain in the arse.
I'll probably be dragged out of bed at dawns crack in the morning as well. Kids are acting like it's Christmas eve. I feel a chocolate breakfast coming on.
378 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:36 am
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Got stuck with working today. I'm the only sad bastard here.
379 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:45 am
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boltonbonce wrote:Got stuck with working today. I'm the only sad bastard here.
That's what you get for starting your own religion.
I told you the Church of Forsyth The Saviour wouldn't take off.
There's too much competition at this time of year.....
380 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:05 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He died for us you know. Show some respect.
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