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Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bamboo shoots must keep you regular.

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Is that from bonceys animal porn collection

A bear walks into McDonalds orders a burger, eats it pulls out a machine gun spray bullets everywhere and then casually exits.
When the police arrive and the manager explained what had happened he informed the manager it must have been a panda.
When the manager asked how he knew he showed him his dictionary definition of panda - eats shoots and leaves

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
 you're meant to be getting him back on here not driving him farther away  Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Don't worry,it's all part of my cunning plan.I'm not stupid.

The bloke who sold me the Brooklyn Bridge found that out. I got it for a song.

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Norpig wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
 you're meant to be getting him back on here not driving him farther away  Very Happy
Agree Piggers. So come on Boncemeister step up, how far will you go to get breaders back? Renounce your Brucie fan club membership? A sacrifice worth making!?

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Chairmanda wrote:
Norpig wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
 you're meant to be getting him back on here not driving him farther away  Very Happy
Agree Piggers. So come on Boncemeister step up, how far will you go to get breaders back? Renounce your Brucie fan club membership? A sacrifice worth making!?
I don't think you understand the brucie fan club manda, it's like the mafia once you're in you only ever leave in a bodybag
Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 DzqtNoIkmF4oAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

whatsgoingon wrote:
Chairmanda wrote:
Norpig wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
 you're meant to be getting him back on here not driving him farther away  Very Happy
Agree Piggers. So come on Boncemeister step up, how far will you go to get breaders back? Renounce your Brucie fan club membership? A sacrifice worth making!?
I don't think you understand the brucie fan club manda, it's like the mafia once you're in you only ever leave in a bodybag
Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 DzqtNoIkmF4oAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC
Eeek thanks for the warning wgo, appreciated. Nice to know you got my back. So come on bonceypoo, what else can you do to tempt Breaders?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I don't want to use strongarm tactics,but the Breadman should always bear in mind that I have at least three copies of a certain video he's been trying to keep quiet.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 Godfather-smiley-emoticon

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:I don't want to use strongarm tactics,but the Breadman should always bear in mind that I have at least three copies of a certain video he's been trying to keep quiet.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 Godfather-smiley-emoticon
Woah bollocks to breaders I've got to see that video, is there an Aunt Sally outfit,

tell him you can arrange another referendum with a fixed remain vote and remove crayons from the school dinners menu

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

whatsgoingon wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:I don't want to use strongarm tactics,but the Breadman should always bear in mind that I have at least three copies of a certain video he's been trying to keep quiet.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 Godfather-smiley-emoticon
Woah bollocks to breaders I've got to see that video, is there an Aunt Sally outfit,

tell him you can arrange another referendum with a fixed remain vote and remove crayons from the school dinners menu
With Brucie as Worzel Gummidge? I've seen that one. The plot is weak, the character development non existent, but there's a certain raw charm in the dialogue.

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Chairmanda wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:I don't want to use strongarm tactics,but the Breadman should always bear in mind that I have at least three copies of a certain video he's been trying to keep quiet.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 Godfather-smiley-emoticon
Woah bollocks to breaders I've got to see that video, is there an Aunt Sally outfit,

tell him you can arrange another referendum with a fixed remain vote and remove crayons from the school dinners menu
With Brucie as Worzel Gummidge? I've seen that one. The plot is weak, the character development non existent, but there's a certain raw charm in the dialogue.
That's a bit like the German plumber video I've got, I think it was a high budget promotion because his afro and moustache along with the fake tan must have cost a fortune and I swear it was a real spanner he was holding.
As it was in German I'm assuming the dialogue had a raw charm because she said ja ja a lot.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've been concerned about him for some time.
In fact,ever since his self funded movie 'Tarzan in Worsley Woods' bombed at the box office. 
Taking the lead himself was a mistake. Always go for talent.
Offering Scott the part of Cheetah the chimp also set us on our present road to disaster. Things went from bad to worse when Boggers agreed to take the part of Jane,leaving Scott high and dry.
Breaders has to shoulder at least some of the blame for our present situation.
Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 Giphy

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I thought breaders was familiar it should have clicked when I saw this new business open in the south of France
Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 5638451_orig

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You should see what he can do with a banana! Shocked

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:You should see what he can do with a banana! Shocked
You can keep that video thanks!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). - Page 44 Tumblr_mqt72iEEM01syoorco1_500
Always worth a try.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Great news. I can post videos again. Don't know what went wrong but it's all back to normal.
This is just a tester.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Been keeping tabs on the Breadman. Followed him over to BA. He didn't see me.

He might simply have got lost,but it's as well to be  prepared for anything.

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