Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).
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861 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Aug 14 2016, 21:50
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862 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Aug 14 2016, 22:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Bamboo shoots must keep you regular.
863 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Aug 14 2016, 23:48
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Is that from bonceys animal porn collection
A bear walks into McDonalds orders a burger, eats it pulls out a machine gun spray bullets everywhere and then casually exits.
When the police arrive and the manager explained what had happened he informed the manager it must have been a panda.
When the manager asked how he knew he showed him his dictionary definition of panda - eats shoots and leaves
864 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 13:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
865 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 14:24
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
you're meant to be getting him back on here not driving him farther awayboltonbonce wrote:Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
866 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 14:33
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Don't worry,it's all part of my cunning plan.I'm not stupid.
The bloke who sold me the Brooklyn Bridge found that out. I got it for a song.
The bloke who sold me the Brooklyn Bridge found that out. I got it for a song.
867 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 14:59
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Agree Piggers. So come on Boncemeister step up, how far will you go to get breaders back? Renounce your Brucie fan club membership? A sacrifice worth making!?Norpig wrote:you're meant to be getting him back on here not driving him farther awayboltonbonce wrote:Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
868 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:06
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
I don't think you understand the brucie fan club manda, it's like the mafia once you're in you only ever leave in a bodybagChairmanda wrote:Agree Piggers. So come on Boncemeister step up, how far will you go to get breaders back? Renounce your Brucie fan club membership? A sacrifice worth making!?Norpig wrote:you're meant to be getting him back on here not driving him farther awayboltonbonce wrote:Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
869 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:09
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Eeek thanks for the warning wgo, appreciated. Nice to know you got my back. So come on bonceypoo, what else can you do to tempt Breaders?whatsgoingon wrote:I don't think you understand the brucie fan club manda, it's like the mafia once you're in you only ever leave in a bodybagChairmanda wrote:Agree Piggers. So come on Boncemeister step up, how far will you go to get breaders back? Renounce your Brucie fan club membership? A sacrifice worth making!?Norpig wrote:you're meant to be getting him back on here not driving him farther awayboltonbonce wrote:Bit gutted about Breadman leaving.
His recent email explaining his genuine love for Brucie,and his heartfelt plea for me to get him into the appreciation society,touched me deeply.
He'd been hiding his love for all these years,and now I'm powerless to help him.
If he doesn't come back I'll have to send him the new members pack by post. It contains all he needs,although the wig might need dry cleaning.
Hang in there old chum,and keep your eyes peeled for the parcel man. The box will be marked 'Toxic. Not to be removed from premises',but just ignore that,it means nothing.
I'll sneak a Sammy Davis Jnr tribute DVD in for good measure. Enjoy.
870 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:15
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I don't want to use strongarm tactics,but the Breadman should always bear in mind that I have at least three copies of a certain video he's been trying to keep quiet.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.
871 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:20
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Woah bollocks to breaders I've got to see that video, is there an Aunt Sally outfit,boltonbonce wrote:I don't want to use strongarm tactics,but the Breadman should always bear in mind that I have at least three copies of a certain video he's been trying to keep quiet.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.
tell him you can arrange another referendum with a fixed remain vote and remove crayons from the school dinners menu
872 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:25
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
With Brucie as Worzel Gummidge? I've seen that one. The plot is weak, the character development non existent, but there's a certain raw charm in the dialogue.whatsgoingon wrote:Woah bollocks to breaders I've got to see that video, is there an Aunt Sally outfit,boltonbonce wrote:I don't want to use strongarm tactics,but the Breadman should always bear in mind that I have at least three copies of a certain video he's been trying to keep quiet.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.
tell him you can arrange another referendum with a fixed remain vote and remove crayons from the school dinners menu
873 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:32
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
That's a bit like the German plumber video I've got, I think it was a high budget promotion because his afro and moustache along with the fake tan must have cost a fortune and I swear it was a real spanner he was holding.Chairmanda wrote:With Brucie as Worzel Gummidge? I've seen that one. The plot is weak, the character development non existent, but there's a certain raw charm in the dialogue.whatsgoingon wrote:Woah bollocks to breaders I've got to see that video, is there an Aunt Sally outfit,boltonbonce wrote:I don't want to use strongarm tactics,but the Breadman should always bear in mind that I have at least three copies of a certain video he's been trying to keep quiet.
It's only thirty minutes in length,but mind blowing stuff for a forum like ours.
Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs are involved at one point,but I'll go no further.
I'm making him an offer he can't refuse.
tell him you can arrange another referendum with a fixed remain vote and remove crayons from the school dinners menu
As it was in German I'm assuming the dialogue had a raw charm because she said ja ja a lot.
874 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've been concerned about him for some time.
In fact,ever since his self funded movie 'Tarzan in Worsley Woods' bombed at the box office.
Taking the lead himself was a mistake. Always go for talent.
Offering Scott the part of Cheetah the chimp also set us on our present road to disaster. Things went from bad to worse when Boggers agreed to take the part of Jane,leaving Scott high and dry.
Breaders has to shoulder at least some of the blame for our present situation.
In fact,ever since his self funded movie 'Tarzan in Worsley Woods' bombed at the box office.
Taking the lead himself was a mistake. Always go for talent.
Offering Scott the part of Cheetah the chimp also set us on our present road to disaster. Things went from bad to worse when Boggers agreed to take the part of Jane,leaving Scott high and dry.
Breaders has to shoulder at least some of the blame for our present situation.
875 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:41
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
I thought breaders was familiar it should have clicked when I saw this new business open in the south of France
876 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You should see what he can do with a banana!
877 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 15:54
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
You can keep that video thanks!boltonbonce wrote:You should see what he can do with a banana!
878 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Tue Aug 16 2016, 17:15
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Always worth a try.
879 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Thu Aug 18 2016, 14:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Great news. I can post videos again. Don't know what went wrong but it's all back to normal.
This is just a tester.
This is just a tester.
880 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Aug 19 2016, 13:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Been keeping tabs on the Breadman. Followed him over to BA. He didn't see me.
He might simply have got lost,but it's as well to be prepared for anything.
He might simply have got lost,but it's as well to be prepared for anything.
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