Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).

boltonbonce wrote:Great news. I can post videos again. Don't know what went wrong but it's all back to normal.
This is just a tester.

That's clearly where the age old problem of people smuggling red flares into stadiums originated.

 Luckily he can carry it off.

boltonbonce wrote:Been keeping tabs on the Breadman. Followed him over to BA. He didn't see me.

Whoever that is on there, it's not me.

Just sent you an email.

Just read your email.
The guy wasn't wearing pants,and was carrying a cricket bat in a threatening manner. His brown Lab spotted me and he scuttled off into an ante chamber shouting 'Humphrey,back to the boat,quick'.
Thought it was worth mentioning.

boltonbonce wrote:Just read your email.
The guy wasn't wearing pants,and was carrying a cricket bat in a threatening manner. His brown Lab spotted me and he scuttled off into an ante chamber shouting 'Humphrey,back to the boat,quick'.
Thought it was worth mentioning.

Just popped on there to have a look and found this post from "breadman"

Serious thread for once.

I'm thinking of buying a shop because I'm getting sick to the back teeth of working for d***heads who don't appreciate you but are happy to nick all your ideas.

Has anyone ever had their own shop and what do I need to know?
Cheers.


which I thought was very similar to 


I'm going to the moon, do you think it'll be expensive ?

Not straight away, got to way up the pros and cons, what do you all think?

And this is serious, no piss taking ( with monkeys on the moon and stuff ).

I'm worried though ( tbh ) that because we're out of the EU, I might have to set off from my garden?



So my guess would be breadman on BA is actually Scott

That would be a good guess WGO.

boltonbonce wrote: Luckily he can carry it off.

Looking at the size of the flares the only "carrying off" would be the wind carrying him off if it got in them.

Bread2.0 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Been keeping tabs on the Breadman. Followed him over to BA. He didn't see me.

Whoever that is on there, it's not me.

Just sent you an email.

Not sure why the change of email address from your previous account?



Your current one checks out good anyway.

karlypants wrote:

Bread2.0 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Been keeping tabs on the Breadman. Followed him over to BA. He didn't see me.

Whoever that is on there, it's not me.

Just sent you an email.

Not sure why the change of email address from your previous account?



Your current one checks out good anyway.

That's his nautical e-mail account

This could be a looky likey Breadman. 

It's my work email.

(Just to prove to KP that I've actually got a job as he was questioning that fact not too long ago.)

boltonbonce wrote:This could be a looky likey Breadman. 

Q: How do you make a Venetian blind?

A: Throw him in a sink full of sharp objects.

Wink wink.......

I told you that in confidence!

How dare you wash my dirty dishes in public. 

At least you know it's actually me now.

(And I held back the stuff about the rubber suit and the bike pump so you should be thanking me...)

Fair enough Squire. Bastard.

I bet you're the type of bloke who has a mangle in the back garden.

This brought back a few memories. I was there.

Bloody hell. That's a bit scary.

Its a new snapchat filter that turns you into a panda.  Risking it putting a picture of.myself as a panda but to be fair i dont think ive ever looked as good

Anything's better than Bread and his mangled foot.